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kate

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About Me

i would be happiest if i could ride a bike every damn day of my life. i like hanging out with little kids or old people--people my age leave me cold. i miss the sunshine. there are 2 owls that live in the trees above my house. i have a neighbor who is in the coast guard and she is insane; sometimes when i come home my house smells of whatever it is she is cooking. i have refused to buy one of those window scrapers for my car, and instead just shovel the snow off with a cd case. likewise, i refuse to buy a snow shovel and sweep it away instead with my trusty broom. i am actually very loving but you wouldn't be able to tell for awhile. i think sex is inherently hilarious.

My Interests

sunshine, reading, fishing!, riding my bike, walking on the beach and looking for cool rocks, hula-hooping, writing, art, seeing movies and live music, hanging out with my nephews/nieces/any little kid around, road trips and other things that are impossible where i live, listening to music, making movies, swimming, dance fights . . .

I'd like to meet:

fellow hula-hoopers. people who like windup toys. people who fake-orgasm as they play frisbee. anyone who likes kale. non-serious bikers (this is important--if you have those biking shorts and get annoyed with other bikers who aren't as fast, leave my page to never return). people who laughed thru "lady in the water". animal-movie haters. people who do things that scare them. former punk rockers. writers.

Music:

johnny cash, jesse sykes & the sweet hereafter, american analog set, andrew bird, bright eyes, nick cave, three-legged mule, the shins, death cab for cutie, leonard cohen, cat power, the eels, sigur ros, the black keys, jim white, elliot smith, clap your hands say yeah!, arcade fire, the pixies, rolling stones, jimmy cliff, etta james, radiohead, nina simone, the decemberists, van morrison, bob marley, the handsome family, wilco, the submarines, the concretes, manu chao, neil young, the kinks, gram parsons, postal service, bob dylan, iron + wine, keren ann, otis redding, sly and the family stone, marvin gaye, the temptations, aqueduct, ugly casanova, the books, ratatat, cat stevens, the misfits, yeah yeah yeahs, emmylou harris, kruder dorfmeister, mint royale, m. ward, the beatles, gorillaz, brazilian girls, band of horses, yo la tengo, mugison, tupac.

Movies:

zombie movies, Chuck & Buck, Blazing Saddles, horror movies, Delicatessen, Brazil, Baraka, documentaries, movies where all the main characters die.

Television:

seinfeld, simpsons, CSI, family guy, arrested development, adult swim. i really like the shows on TLC about dwarfism or super-fat people.

Books:

anything by Haruki Murakami (esp Wind Up Bird Chronicle), James Salter, Willa Cather, Gunter Grass, Hans Christian Andersen, Hemingway, Lawrence Durrell, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Zora Neale Hurston, Aldous Huxley, Carson McCullers, Virginia Woolf, Ouspensky, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Peter Gay, Jonathon Safran Foer, Truman Capote, Norman Mailer, Toni Morrison, Coetzee, Neitzche, Homer, Ovid, Roald Dahl, Upton Sinclair, Sherman Alexie, Peter Mathiessen. and Oliver Sacks is the SHIT.cosmological books, native american histories, ethnobotany/ethnopharmacology texts, sociological texts ("Hooked" is great), most of the feature articles printed in the New Yorker . . .

Heroes:

anybody who gets their writing published, my dad, my sisters, my mom, my boss. people who buck the system. people who do things that others say they can't do. eccentrics, fuckups, misfits. writers, thinkers, and lately, fishermen.

My Blog

receptionist/mountains/ice/homesick

Independent Living Center, this is Kate, how can I help you?   That is what I say when I pick up the phone here, everyday, for six hours; I am a receptionist. I am in charge of keeping the fax ...
Posted by kate on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:28:00 PST

cold/grapefruit/crippled/missed

life is the same, generally. it is colder up here, so i guess everything is as it should be right? yesterday our high was 19 degrees, a low of 5. it is cool but sunny, tho the sun does nothing to warm...
Posted by kate on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:47:00 PST

goddamn computer

oh for fuck's sake, i just spent an hour typing out the longest most tedious blog ever and it's GONE. there were even some funny jokes in there. need to get an addiction to an upper this winter: coffe...
Posted by kate on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 02:23:00 PST

soapbox

ok so that blog was totally lame. that's what you get from an hour or two wasted time at the aztec. jed helped me with this blog thing-- i wanted to use it as a sort of soapbox on which i could stand ...
Posted by kate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bitches

hey bitches. this is my new blog. bitches. bet no one but ali machendrie will read this. sorry ali, no new gossip. except amanda had sex with a potentially gay dude. ha. now she will kill me. i am mov...
Posted by kate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST