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ali

Somebody send me some tamales.

About Me


You Are the Swedish Chef
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

Making chicken soup and watching muppet movies with the boy, bugging people to vote, drinking real margs in sf, teaching 5 year olds that 100 is a really big number, just learned to wakeboard, state fairs, public radio, scuba diving, rockin the outdoor pee, baby holocaust, my new crockpot, awesome girls who send me green chile.

I'd like to meet:

Margaret Sanger Howard Zinn David Byrne Jonathan Safron Foer Kim Deal Maurice Sendak Sebastio Salgado Alan Ball Barak Obama Sarah Vowell Kim Gordon David Foster Wallace A green chile farmer in MN

Music:

pixies nina simone talking heads david byrne david bowie morcheeba the decemberists ozomatli nancy sinatra sonic youth soul coughing tom waits elvis costello scissor sisters blackalicious atmosphere smog ry cooder thelonious monk willie nelson blondie handsome family coco rosie devotchka wilco death cab for cutie kermit the frog

Movies:

labyrinth heathers a very long engagement muppets take manhattan the muppet movie requiem for a dream pump up the volume royal tenanbaums dark crystal wonder boys city of god the kingdom good night and good luck inside deep throat time bandits motorcycle diaries

Television:

six feet under northern exposure west wing freaks and geeks family guy wonder years scrubs rescue me lost daily show that's my bush sopranos firefly

Books:

Lolita Steppenwolf Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Where the Wild things Are Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay John Berryman's Dream Songs anything Lorca Love in the time of Cholera Girl with Curious Hair Invisible Monsters and Choke White Teeth Assination vacation Cathedral Nine Stories (Teddy is the best) The Brothers K The Interpreter of Maladies A People's History of the United States The Handsomest Drowned Man in the World is the best short story ever