A Winter Tale - Morgans First "Book" |
The boy had grown up on the Severn River and was fourteen years old that winter. He had been born no more than thirty feet from the waters in a rickety wooden shack near a good boat launch with a soft...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:33:00 PST |
FUCK YOUR TOLL ROADS!! |
Dear Editor,
I was dismayed to read Robert Poole's Editorial "Toll Roads Merit Closer Look" (November 7, 2007) in the Albuquerque Journal. The assumption that our public roads should be regard...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:48:00 PST |
Hollywood bitches go to rehab like I go to the bar. |
The current crop of Hollywood celebrities and music stars are a bunch of lame-asses.
Lindsey Lohan is sniffing cocaine like Ike Turner and drinking like Hank Williams. This girl is not ev...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:32:00 PST |
50 Cent's Nature Program on Discovery. |
Did I tell you about the beautiful moments I had whilst whacked out on pain medication after a minor surgery in February? I was keeping a journal and managed to record a few of these beauties for...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:21:00 PST |
Ed Jew is in hot water. |
Recently in San Francisco, a Chinese-American Supervisor named Ed Jew was caught red-handed accepting pay-off money from the owners of a tapioca drink franchise. The tapioca people needed operating pe...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:51:00 PST |
College degrees are like assholes, everyone has one. |
Seriously guys, who cares about college or universities? We all know they have become bloated machines for exploiting the wealth of the cadaverous middle class. A degree is worth less than the paper i...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:15:00 PST |
Seriously, someone else I dont like needs to fucking die. |
Seriously, someone else I don't like needs to fucking die. Who is it? We need a real hypocritical bastard who just rubs us the wrong way. Someone who deserves to die& Hmmmm& Mostly pundits and media s...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:45:00 PST |
Jerry Falwell is dead? Good. |
When Ronald Reagan died I was hopeful that the nation would hear a little about how big a fink he was. Unfortunately, no one talked about how he had "named names" at HUAC trials, lied about Iran Contr...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:57:00 PST |
I sing a song of Grits and Yupkees. |
Chapter One:
I sing a song of Grits and Yupkees.
Every time I return to Maryland for the holidays, I remember why I left there in the first place. The state that I hail from is a strange place...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST |
Don Imus can blow me! |
Apparently, now is not the time for establishment white men to be joshing around with the "n-word" or calling college women's sports teams prostitutes. I was under the impression that it was alwa...
Posted by HuckelberryFriday on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:44:00 PST |
