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donna

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About Me

shouldn't one refer to these heinously long lists of my interests and then compile a fairly good idea of who i am....?how about this:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: donna
Birthday: 3/7/77
Birthplace: a hospital
Current Location: my computer room
Eye Color: grey
Hair Color: what day is it?
Height: 5'5''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: english by-product
The Shoes You Wore Today: vintage heels, no label
Your Weakness: creepy dolls
Your Fears: drowning. or death by possessed creepy doll
Your Perfect Pizza: sushi
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a writing contract
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: btw
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have no thoughts b4 coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: my aura
Your Bedtime: wuzzat?
Your Most Missed Memory: well - that just doesn't make any sense...if i have a "lost" memory, how in the hell would i "miss" it...who writes this crap?
Pepsi or Coke: water
MacDonalds or Burger King: kroger salad bar
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: traditional medicenes teas
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc-o-Lot!
Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso
Do you Smoke: yeppers
Do you Swear: does a ship have sea-people?
Do you Sing: people wish i wouldn't
Do you Shower Daily: ok
Have you Been in Love: currently
Do you want to go to College: done that
Do you want to get Married: done that
Do you belive in yourself: in theory, no. in practice, yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: trick question...if i say yes, then i'm arrogant. if i say no then i have "issues"...i plead the fifth.
Are you a Health Freak: i'm a chain smoker so....no.
Do you get along with your Parents: i like my siblings
Do you like Thunderstorms: revel in them.
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: check
In the past month have you Smoked: check
In the past month have you been on Drugs: check
In the past month have you gone on a Date: check
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no check
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but i have consumed several boxes of Dove cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: so much that i might turn into one
In the past month have you been on Stage: check
In the past month have you been Dumped: not unless something happened that i dunno about
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yikes!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: double yikes!
Ever been Drunk: uh, yeh.
Ever been called a Tease: unfortunately, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: also unfortunately, yes.
Ever Shoplifted: yikes!
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a real girl
What country would you most like to Visit: bulgaria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: piercing
Favourite Hair Color: i'm just happy if they have hair
Short or Long Hair: refer to above
Height: are you serious? how about not shorter than me.
Weight: not obese would be great.
Best Clothing Style: what the hell does that mean?
Number of Drugs I have taken: is that number of type or number of times? someone should really get a pro to do up these Q&A's.
Number of CDs I own: five billion
Number of Piercings: eight
Number of Tattoos: three
Number of things in my Past I Regret: zero
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!TWISTED SISTER - I wanna rock

Add to My Profile | More VideosYour results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 85% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 80% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 80% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 70% Wash (Ship Pilot) 60% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60% River (Stowaway) 60% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40% Alliance 40% Inara Serra (Companion) 30% A Reaver (Cannibal) 0% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Dark Phoenix Dark Phoenix 91% Juggernaut 66% The Joker 60% Venom 59% Apocalypse 56% Mr. Freeze 56% Magneto 50% Two-Face 50% Dr. Doom 48% Poison Ivy 43% Kingpin 36% Catwoman 34% Lex Luthor 33% Mystique 30% Green Goblin 26% Riddler 21% A prime example of emotional extremes: Passion and fury incarnate.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

My Interests

i like everything except olives and pimento cheese
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I'd like to meet:

...christopher walken in a shoe store while he argued with the clerk about the size differences between a 10 wide versus a 10 medium... or crocodile dundee when he serves me a big shake at an austrailian outback mcd's... or julianne moore 'cuz she's kewl.Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 75% Wonder Woman 72% Green Lantern 70% Iron Man 65% Supergirl 57% Spider-Man 55% Catwoman 50% Superman 45% Batman 40% Robin 40% Hulk 25% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Music:

top five bands: 1. radiohead 2. rem 3. they might be giants 4. violent femmes 5. the distillersin no particular order: beastie boys, indigo girls, prince, shaggy, LIVE, weezer, coldplay, modest mouse, julianne and the licks, me first and the gimme-gimme's, squeeze, U2, bananarama, concrete blonde, joan jett, a.m.elevator, vhs or beta, over the rhine, tom petty, fleetwood mac, stevie nicks, the beatles, buckra,the clash, the sex pistols, cold war kids, peter gabriel,the butthole surfers...

Movies:

meatballs, strange brew, the matrix trilogy, all the lethal weapons, usual supects, fight club, event horizon, hellraiser, the goonies, princess bride, the school of rock, high fidelity, bloodstone;subspecies, cannibal: the musical, hedwig and the angry inch, spinal tap, (i regret to add) grease, the neverending story, real genius, deadly friend, my science project, radioactive dreams, the lost boys (for obvious reasons), anything with bruce campbell, care bears the movie, welcome home roxy carmichael, campy B horror flicks

Television:

alias, the x- files, whedons universe (buffy, angel, firefly), scarecrow and mrs. king, the muppet show, trolltown, aqua teen hunger force, spaceghost, the brax show, late night with conan o'bryan (sp?), walker texas ranger (yeah, i said it), kung fu the legend continues, all the soap operas on abc

Books:

how long is this list allowed to be (i am an english lit grad, after all)?....i guess we'll find out.in no particular order: 1. sandman chronicles by neil gaimen 2. anything by t.s. eliot 3. astonishing x-men by joss whedon (comics do count, right?) 4. thalassa by sandor ferenczi (it's a hoot!) 5. roadside attraction by tom robbins 6. leaves of grass by walt whitman 7. life after god by douglas coupland 8. frankenstein by mary shelley 9. delusions of grandma by carrie fischer 10. paradise lost (but not so much) regained by milton 11. the rover by aphra behn 12. bridgette jones diary by helen fielding 13. kindred by octavia butler 14. american gods by neil gaimen 15. paterson by william carlos williams 16. ariel by sylvia plath 17. the ballad of the sad cafe by carson mccullers 18. sula by toni morrison 19. the man who fell to earth by walter tevis 20. the barbara cartland ouvre

Heroes:

the entire marvel universe of mutants (i think i just envy their powers more so than admire them...) ayn rand (cuz she's friggin brilliant) wilma the homeless snaggletooth lady (cuz she takes a beatin and keeps on kickin), anyone who can speak more than two languages (that's just impressive) and syndey bristow (who i realize is a fictional character but who gives a crap?)

My Blog

"L" Stands for Lobotomy

Even though the contact lens holder I use CLEARLY has a designated "L" and "R" for each eyeball, for some reason this morning I decided to pay no attention and put the wrong contact into each eye. Eve...
Posted by donna on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:18:00 PST

Work stories

I find that I often want to post work stories here on ye ole blog but pull back from doing so for one reason or another. I'm sure you can imagine why. But tonight was special. More special than t...
Posted by donna on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:06:00 PST

Disgusting Thoughts

(~~~spoiler warning: if you are easily disgusted and/or without a sense of humor, do not read any further. ~~~) Friday was the official start to my weekend. I had some plans that included a friend com...
Posted by donna on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:15:00 PST

Super Random

I wish I was one of those people who felt comfortable talking about themselves in the third person...you know what I mean, "Donna does not like pimento cheese" or "The Donna does not care if you want ...
Posted by donna on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:57:00 PST

On The Drive Home

On the drive home from work tonight, I had a couple of non-sequeter thought bursts popping up in my brain( kinda like how VH-1 used to do during the videos?). Thought burst 1 was when I got in my car...
Posted by donna on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

The Awesomness that is Billy Bragg

Though I often make fun of my friend MacDaddy for posting song lyrics as his blog, I find I must take a brief side journey and join him there in salute and - let's face it - idol worship- of the Great...
Posted by donna on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:11:00 PST

Holiday Weekend Ruminations

As this weekend draws to a close for me (what can I say, my weekend isn't everybody elses weekend?!) I find that I have a few observations that I've noted in my brain over the last few days that I wil...
Posted by donna on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:07:00 PST

Spooky Things That Spooked Me

People may or may not know that where I work...well, I mean the block I work on downtown (yeh, I hook, so what?!) is one of the oldest sections of downtown Lexington. We have some photos from the late...
Posted by donna on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:49:00 PST

movie critique

i just want to document today in order to memorize how bad the movie apacalypto (sp?) is. mel gibson has a 50/50 chance of making a decent movie. braveheart this wasn't. this movie was almost as bad a...
Posted by donna on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:22:00 PST

Tag. Youre IT!

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their...
Posted by donna on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:42:00 PST