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Chris

Your princess is in another castle

About Me

I would describe myself as a refurbished geek, with a strong foundation, but in need of some TLC and a new owner. I’m branded a nice guy. Which hurts more than it sounds like it should. I'm a hopeless romantic and secretly shy. If you don't believe me try reading one of my emo blogs. I try to be funny cause its easier than remebering everyone's name. In compliance with a class action lawsuit I am required to warn people that I am sarcastic, and have a very crass sense of humor.
You're the Romantic gay! Awww, how adorable. You're the PERFECT guy. You're sweet, loving, caring, and single!
What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You?
August Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusting. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .

My Interests

If you love me ... or if you one day hope to love me watch this

I'd like to meet:

Friends both new and old. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Create your own Friend Quiz here The test answers are posted in my blog "The Test results are in"

Music:

I like music I just can't retain anything I learn about it. My taste in music is very diverse. To the point of being a little schizo. If I had a favorites list it would be something like this:
Dwight Yocum
Bare Naked Ladies
Eminem
Nickel Back
Cher
Blink 182
Kelly Clarkson
Marilyn Manson
Lincoln Park
And just because they are on the list doesn't mean I can name more than three songs.

Movies:

Despite loving horror films I can't say that any of my favorite movies fall in that category. I guess Clerks is my all time favorite movie but Fight Club and Not Another Teen Movie are a close second and third.

Television:

I mostly watch cartoon network; Family Guy, Futurama, Naruto, Trigun, Harvey Birdman attorney at law, and the rest of the Adult swim line up. I try to catch the daily show twice a week. It’s my primary source for news.
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test

Books:

My favorite author is Terry Prachet. I think I've read Good Omens over 8 times. But lately I have spent more and more time reading to my daughter and less time reading for myself. Nudity myspace layout

Heroes:

Geeze here comes another list...

My daughter for putting up with me and Erica
Ben and Jerry for being the most reliable men in my life
The Green Lantern for kicking major ass
Floorman...if you had his job you'd be in jail
Morbo
Cortney Love for thriving after the loss of Kirk

My Blog

More than required Reading

The things we have done make up the previous chapters of our life. Though the ink has dried, those words can still move us.  They can temp us into re-read those passages that have become our favo...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:16:00 PST

Tag! Body spray for Myspace.

Here's how you play Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:58:00 PST

Turnabout is fair play.

So far my Blogs tests have all been about you judging me.  Well my smug friend the worm has turned. This new test will allow me to accurately and discriminately gage how hot I think you are. If you wa...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

Cheater cheater pumkin eater

Chris felt a little awkward giving commentary on his own life; so he turned over giving out the answers to his last quiz to his evil twin, a mistake he won't soon live down... Question #1 You are 4 y...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

Father knows best

Being a dad carries with it the weight of being responsible for another human beings life, not to mention the early mornings on weekends, and absences on weekend nights. However this sacrifice does no...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

Mirror Mirror on the ceiling...

They say everyone has a twin.  I'm tired of waiting to find mine so I built this quiz to help me figure out who it is. I have taken real moments from my life to make these questions, so please don't m...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST

A call from beyond

Thank you for reading this.  After a few weeks of painful deterioration an important part of my life finally passed away today. Several moths ago an accident instigated this steady decline. It be...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST

The Cheat Sheet

Ok so V-day is almost over and my chances of finding Mr. Right are evaporating faster than spit lube, I thought I would go a head and post the answers to the V-day quiz.  So maybe just maybe some...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

V is for

Ok so V-day is upon us.  In honor of dying alone and unhappy I have posted a new quiz to see who I should be sleeping with this Valentine's Day but won't be.  The results of your t...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST

Window Shopping at the Eye-Candy Store (another plagiarized title)

Last week my parents made a drop by visit on their way home from a holiday vacation.  We met at Fridays for a late night dinner since they were in a hurry.  It was at dinner that I was re...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:19:00 PST