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Coaster

Why do you wear that stupid human suit?

About Me

I am fuzzy, I eat pellets, I make pellets, I live in a cage, sometimes I piss on the couch.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? eastern kentucky rex
What is your name? coaster
What other nicknames do you have? bun, bunbun, or bunbunbunbunbunbunbunbun
What is your favorite treat? mini carrots, the make me feel big
What would your owner describe you as? they think im hansome, and very soft
What is the funniest thing you have done? drank some martini
What is the bravest thing you have done? jumped up on the glass table (freaks me out)
Yes or No
Are you neutered? man, thats personal... but now you know.
Are you a social animal? I don't see other animals, but I love my peeps.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? bad? good? thats a human problem.
Are you friendly? sure! but if you pick me up, I will KILL you!
Are you overweight? I am getting there, no fox to worry about.
Do you like warm milk? yes well, all mammals do, at first.
Do you eat cheese? wait, do what now?
Do you eat bugs? no, jus pellets an' vegees and textiles and wood
Do you live with other animals? no, but the tall guy is a pig.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? last time I went outside I lost my balls, homes
Do you like to exercise? turn sharp on carpet, jump on the bed, and evade your touch
Do you like car rides? sure!.. if I cant see, or hear, and I have no choice
Do you get into stuff? seams, stray thread, wood trim, places with lint
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I love my family, and circle them mightily!
Do you like to swim? wait, do what now? I lick the wet metal ball.
Do you chase laser pen dots? I DO NOT chase ANYTHING.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I have to pick? I pick the little one, whatsisname?
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My Interests

Turning sharp on carpets, evading your touch, licking the wet metal ball, chewing inappropiatley on fabric, paper walls, trim, curtains and furniture, shedding.

I'd like to meet:

I am in the midst of starting a support group for other rodents who are missing their testes. If you are intrested in coming to the meetings or know a vermin that may be, please contact me here.

Music:

hip HOP

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Wallace and Grommet

Television:

Nova, Frontline, BBC World, Nightly News Report, The Mclaughlin Group, anything on animal planet

Books:

Harvey

Heroes:

Little bunny fo-fo, Peter.

My Blog

nibbling

so, I spent alot of time in the man child's room today, you know, nibbling, and it occured to me that the universe is a pretty much gelatinous state. I know what your thinking, if the universe is a ge...
Posted by Coaster on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST