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John

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About Me

I am a poet, I guess. I haven't written much this year, but I still am often invited to perform as a poet, so I guess I still am one....................................I used to be the vocalist and lyricist of a band called King Missile (Dog Fly Religion) and another band called King Missile. I am currently the vocalist and lyricist for a band called King Missile III. There is no website, but the three bands are here on myspace under the name King Missile.......................................I used to be a partner in a law firm called Heraty Hall LLP. Now I'm in private practice, representing recording artists, poets, book authors, and others. I don't have a website for that, or even a myspace page.......................................But what about me? What kind of person am I? Well, I am 99% vegan, 98% agnostic, 97% heterosexual, and not as delicious as I used to be. I can be boring to talk to unless you can tolerate a lot of left wing political discussion...........I also like to discuss veganism, but I only do it with those who are sympathetic to the cause, or with those who seem to be proud of their carnivouressness (canivourality?).....................I am also interested in religion. I am not anti-religion, in fact, I guess it's accurate to say that I try to practice the religion known as Buddhism (although some anti-religion people like to say that Buddhism is not a religion, but a spiritual system, as if that's a meaningful distinction). Point being, I don't believe in God, but I do believe in something. I'm just not sure what...

My Interests

I'm interested in most things (movies, books (fiction and non), painting, some sculpture (giacometti, brancusi, rodin), music, baseball (but no other sports), cats (and to a lesser extent, dogs), parentheses (I use them a lot, because my mind wanders and I often second (or third) guess myself), and lots of other things. If you are passionate about something, chances are I know enough about it to at least talk with you about it for a little while. So maybe I'm saying your interests are my interests, and that I'm here to listen. But that's not true either. I have a lot of opinions, and if you talk to me for too long, you'll hear far too many of them.

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet people. I'm trying to love everybody these days.

Music:

Here's what's in my mp3 player right now: Richard Pryor, the Beach Boys, seven Beatles albums, 4 Radiohead albums, a 7 James Brown CDs(at least), Ohio Players Greatest Hits, 2 Asylum Street Spankers CDs and Wammo's new one, a 2-CD Parlaiment Funkadelic Set, Langhorne Slim's Electric Love, The Pages, The Resentments, Japanese Language CDs (I'm still not very good), Jonathan Richman, Taj Mahal, Led Zeppelin, Public Image, Whatever: A Best of the 90's box set (I'm on it. I'm one of the best of the 90's!), and Tit! an Opera by Dogbowl.

Movies:

Directors: Allen, Kubrick, Bunuel, the Coens, Jackson, Tarantino, Scorsese, Passolini, Ozu, Mizoguchi, and I'm leaving out a lot. Individual movies (other than those by directors just mentioned): Head (the Monkees film), Paper Moon (Bogdanavich), The Player, Nashville, and Short Cuts (and other of Altman's, but there are some I don't like so he's not included with the directors), oh man, this is getting tedious, I'll finish this later.

Television:

Holy Shit! Stop the presses! Battlestar Gallactica really is the best thing on TV. I also watch 24 and Boston Legal. Although mostly, I watch the Cardinals. My wife is from St. Louis, and we have the MLB package from Time Warner Cable, which allows us to see many of their games. I've seen at least half of the home runs that Pujols has hit. Shows I used to like that are no longer with us: Buffy, all of the Star Treks (DS9 is my favorite, though), and hmm, I know there's more than that. Shows I used to like that still are with us but that I no longer watch: West Wing, Survivor, South Park. Actually, I still watch Survivor and South Park ocaisionally, but the South Park guys are assholes.

Books:

Books I am in the middle of: a biography of Jackie Robinson. Books I have recently finished: a biography of Bill Wilson............... Books I haven't finished but would like to one day: Infinite Jest (and other of DFW's books--I have read half of four of them, and haven't finished any), complete works of Shakespeare (counts as one book, doesn't it?), Blockbuster (Tom Shone), The Book of J (Harold Bloom), Don Quixote, Faust, and the Inferno. ...................................................Books I am planning to finish in the next few months: A Canticle for Liebowitz (Walther M. Miller, Jr.) (because Bradford was right about Battlestar, and he insists that I read it), The Koran: A Very Short Introduction (I forget who wrote it) and Don Quixote........................................ One of the things that impedes my reading progress is the magazines and journals I subscribe to: The New York Review of Books (which comes out every two weeks and is my favorite thing in the world to read these days), Harper's (monthly; and my second favorite thing in the world to read) and The New Yorker (weekly, which is sometimes fantastic and sometimes kind of uninteresting). A couple of weeks ago I saw a guy with a copy of the latest NYR, and we started talking about the fantastic Brokeback Mountain review in it (it made the not very often point that it is, in fact, a gay love story, as opposed to a love story that happened to involve two men), and he said yes and we started talking about it and getting more and more excited and finally we ended up in a tent together. Not really.............................................This list leaves out all the books I have read and finished and am not currently reading, some of which I truly love. But I don't have time to make that list right now.

Heroes:

I can see why this category is here, but I think it would be misleading for me to name anyone. I have a lot of them. Or maybe I'm being lazy again and just don't want to draw up another huge list right now.

My Blog

JSH & Dogbowl at St Mark's Church Wednesday, 10/18 at 8PM!

John S. Hall reads at St. Mark's Church, accompanied by Dogbowl, this Wednesday, October 18, at 8:00pm.  Also appearing:  Aaron Kiely. Hello All! Well, it was supposed to be an event to mark...
Posted by John on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:04:00 PST

I'm not running for Congress but I do have a book coming out

I would like to thank everybody who has congratulated me for deciding to run for congress. I appreciate the offer of support, particularly those of you who have offered to volunteer, or who have ...
Posted by John on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:09:00 PST

I'm jealous of my band

Yesterday, my band King Missile, officially surpassed me in the myspace friends race.  King Missile has only been on myspace for a couple of months, whereas I've been on for a couple of years.&nb...
Posted by John on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:47:00 PST

Check out the KM MySpace page!

First, let me appologize to Ursa Minor, who I had to bump from my top 8 in order to make room for my new MySpace friend--King Missile! Please check King Missile out.  There are four songs posted,...
Posted by John on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 06:04:00 PST

Big Piece Blues

Oh lordy lordy That last piece That last piece was mighty big piece Mighty big piece Mighty big piece of cake Let me tell y'all Let me tell y'all You listening? The man who ate that last big piece He'...
Posted by John on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:50:00 PST

Cake Crisis Over

Thank you for the kind offers to eat my cake.  I ate another big piece today and now there is only a little left.  I feel a lot better.  As I was explaining to a friend today, it could ...
Posted by John on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST

Too much cake

I've been eating way too much cake lately.  Lifethyme grocery store has a vegan bakery, which is dangerous for me.  Being a vegan usually means slimming down, but not when there's all this v...
Posted by John on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:37:00 PST