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Paul Guided Missile

Puns Not Dead

About Me

president of guided missile corporation - www.guidedmissile.co.uk (record label / monthly clubnight), genius (see james harries), artist (see lauren harries), businessman (see ian beale). sense of humour always misunderstood (can't tell you how much i love telling people i'm only joking), occasional bartender at the buffalo bar london n1, former tour manager for the trachtenburg family slideshow players, member of these bands.... glam chops, frank sidebottom's oh blimey big band (london branch), mortgage, the god-like genius of the beale, lego, the english travelling wilburys, cash machine, problem or proton?, alcopop idol, badminton, the seven stars, ricky spontane, the beatles (not the 60's one, just the same name), the beak, art naif, dream themes, paranoid dog bark and some new band eddie argos is forming called the dangerous emotions. i try not to have loads of friends on this thing just for the sake of it so i may not always approve requests.. please don't take it personally.. most my friends on here actually are my friends. would love to accept any old stranger on our main page at www.myspace.com/guidedmissile though. also i'm not a big fan of the 'thanks for the add'. i like drunken karaoke at those places where you hire out your own room. i'm into johnny cash, 1960's glen campbell, the residents, devo and the artist we in the industry refer to now simply as 'THE FROG'.Layout by:

My Interests

being cool, jokes, sex, venn diagrams, dirty talk, equal opportunities training.

I'd like to meet:

LADIES AND MEN... CHECK OUT THE LEGEND TED CHIPPINGTON, PLAYING AT GUIDED MISSILE @ THE BULL & GATE ON SUNDAY 4TH FEB! TICKETS IN ADVANCE FROM WEGOTTICKETS.COM

Music:

devo, the beatles, wings, the fall, the smiths, the sweet, the yummy fur, 1990s, the male nurse, the beale, butthole surfers, cardiacs, country teasers, nightingales, bIG*fLAME, membranes, dschinghis khan, hawkwind, steve hillage, pink floyd the wall, yes, the creepers, the big bopper, early genesis, 10CC, steely dan, dawson, prolapse, magma, whitesnake live in the heart of the city, rainbow rising, ivor cutler, mother and the addicts, art brut, kaito, pink grease, the glitter band, yeah yeah noh, jackdaw with crowbar, de kift, teardrop explodes, pil, sparks, the residents, laibach, rammstein, sailor, happy flowers, magazine, joy division, we are the physics, untitled musical project, glam chops, david devant, violet violet, shimmy rivers and and canal, hot silk pockets, talc, dave lee roth- skyscraper, dalek i, the rebel, stuffy & the fuses, problem or proton, the champagne, xtc, doris's boys

Movies:

buffalo 66, cool as ice, the wall, nuts in may, happiness, trapped in the closet, welcome to the dolls house, the telephone box, palindromes, the warriors, storytelling, spinal tap, best in show, impulse, flash gordon, jesus christ superstar, the rebel, freaks, the girl chewing gum, association

Television:

terry and june, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, minipops, rising damp, lace, how's your news?, boys from the blackstuff, street wars, juliet bravo, do they mean us?

Books:

porn

Heroes:

mccartney, mcenroe, blobby, jon snow, the deans of magic

My Blog

Glam Rock band with me, Eddie Argos, Devant, Stuffy etc

+++ NEWSFLASH +++ ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Eddie Argos (Art Brut singer) and David Devant spearhead this Summer's Glam Rock revival   Art ...
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:05:00 PST

Dont Roger Rabbit.

I caused a debate this lunchtime after asking the question: Is it more inappropriate to fancy Lara Croft or the Cadburys Caramel Rabbit? Obvious answer is, of course, that it is perfectly natural to f...
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST

Scamming The Scammers pt 3

HERE IS THE CONCLUSION TO THE THREAD OF EMAILS WINDING UP THAT IDIOT. IT JUST SORT OF PETERED OUT REALLY AS I WENT AWAY ON HOLIDAY, BUT HERE YOU GO. SUFFICE TO SAY, HE (OBVIOUSLY) DIDN;T GET HIS MONEY...
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:19:00 PST

SCAMMING THE SCAMMERS pt 2

IF ANYONE HAS ENJOYED PT.1 OF THIS THEN  YOU MAY BE INTERESTED TO KNOW THE LATEST DEVELOPMENTS BETWEEN ME AND THE NICE FELLOW WHO IS TRYING TO RIP ME OFF FOR WHAT IS NOW £1500. AMAZING HE HASN&rs...
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:46:00 PST

SCAMMING THE SCAMMERS

LOT OF SHYSTERS ON WEB PRETENDING TO HAVE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TICKETS AND TRYING TO GET YOU TO WIRE MONEY TO THEM. THIS MO-FO HAS A PARTICULARLY INTERESTING PLAN OF PRETENDING HE IS SIGNING OVER TICKETS ...
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:30:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:05:00 PST

I am never flying with BA again

He keeps shouting "I ain't gettin on no plane, fool!" 
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:37:00 PST

Too many Kooks spoil the Blog

I am mainly doing this entry because the title is so good. But anyway, check out this thing from Styluus magazine with industry gobshites discussing the Kooks (also gobshites). - - - -   What t...
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Karaoke and Strippers

A thing on the news this week said that the number of workers wanting to move to the UK from Romania and Bulgaria once they join the EU is the same as the population of Manchester. Does kinda make you...
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST

The Joy Of Text

The best thing about sending people funny texts is people send you funny texts. This is outside of the pun-offs I have with one mate of mine (eg, we send lists of bands to eachother based on, say, I d...
Posted by Paul Guided Missile on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:58:00 PST