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The Ape Drape Escape

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Feel your eyes roll around in your head to the sound of the undead, kaleidoscope eyes swirl to the colour of the music. The paddles are out to restart a dead art; this is a mystic retreat in the space of 12 minutes. For anyone suffering from a dead head or thinking of things the office shredder could shred, or the way they always weave their webs, it’s time to retreat from reality. This is the new northern glam, welcome to the fantasy land, now take each others hands and sake yourselves out of that frown: get down. We are the glam terror squad, the fix for the dick’s who preach or plod, and you my friends are the bastions of this distant sound that rolls over the hills, so don’t waste your time on the parade ground drill. Here you will find the four choice cuts that will stitch your soul together, driven like a stake through the heart of this countries Dracula’s. If you know the difference you’ll hear it now, get the city spivs shaking in fear, get the people wondering how, get yourself out and get yourself in to the new sound. Crank it up, play it loud but never turn it down. This is soul for the dispossessed, so look towards the stars, because you’ve been waiting all your life for these words and these guitars.
This is our new lovely EP You can download it for free from our website www.theapedrapeescape.co.uk.
..You can download our last single Traditional Music/Took the Teeth From the Tiger from Itunes...woohah!.
..The Ape Drape Escape - I Took The Teeth From The Tiger

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Member Since: 7/28/2005
Band Website: theapedrapeescape.co.uk
Band Members: Martin Clark - Vocals Helen Clark - Guitar Rachel Crosby - Synth Jon Ramsden - Bass Dan Harrison - Drums James Ape - GuitarFree MySpace Layoutshttp://www.slide.com/r/9uJnk08w0T_JnWhLcGm2DwMLa0x5Pm WV?previous_view=mscd_embedded_url&view=original
Influences: the landed gentry and glam bands

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Vote for us please ;-)

Howdy Doody,if you would care to take a moment out of your busy schedule on mosey on over to http://www.conversemusic.co.uk/ and download Broke my hip (to the beat) and vote for us please!!!ta...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:27:00 PST

Apes at the Great Escape and Glastonbury

Fuck yeah! Us Apes are heading down to Brrrrighton for the Great Escape next week! We're playing at Hectors House on the 17th of May..woohah! Come down and say hello and we'll give ya a free cd or a b...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:22:00 PST

Download our new EP for FREE!!!!!!!!

Woohah! We've just put our brand spanking new website online at www.theapedrapeescape.co.uk (Thanks to Ren, Jim C and Anjan), and it looks ace! To celebrate ya can go over there right now and download...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:09:00 PST

New single out tooodaaayyy (14/5)

Woohah Our lovely new 7" Traditional Music/Took The Teeth From The Tiger is available from this very day. For the lazy folks out there ya don't even have to get from in front of yer computer cuz ya ca...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

Traditional Video Woohah!

Ha ha, the wonderous Sean from Model Robot (see our top mates) has made us a spiffy video for Traditional Music. Check dat shit out!!!! I think i look rather dashing and not in the least bit like Dave...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST

Check the happy snapper

Howdy cow girls and boys, If you get the time please feel free to wizz through the lovely new photos for our next single, coming out some time soon. I shall keep you all posted on the release date, i'...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

Mr Martin Makes Mix Mag Massive

Well, what can i say, i think the title tells the story!!! haha I don't think i needed my ego boosting anymore, but a full page of my ugly mug is always nice, although i do make little sense in the bl...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

Martin in Mixmag

Theres a lovely big picture of Martin in this months mixmag as part of a tinterview about Razor Stiletto. He Looks pretty. As do Ralph Razor and Tokyo Jo. Check dat shit out"
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:24:00 PST

James Ape on the Weakest Link

Woohah. If yer not doing anything on the 22nd of january around 5.15 ya can watch me make a fool of myself on the Weakest Link on BBC 2. I am the king of useless information (well not quite the king, ...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:02:00 PST

Apes at the Grapes

Woohah. We're playing at the Grapes in Sheffield on the 24th of November. Its going to be a lovely intimate evening with us, the Vipers and Friends of Batman. This is gonna kick so much ass! We've not...
Posted by The Ape Drape Escape on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:04:00 PST