i am john
i play in a band called The Ape Drape Escape
i've played at Glastonbury
i grew up on the same road as famous dj Big Ang, haha.
i made former England captain Terry Butcher have a nosebleed
i'm too honest when it comes to music, that's why i never make friends with any bands we play with if i think they're shite!
i have a thing about nice hands
i dont like the number 8, it takes so much talent to draw one...
i hate lads and lad humour.
i like to make people think im gay sometimes!
i'm pretty boring really...
