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[Zoe tastic]

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About Me


I want this
I’m Zoe.
I'm from Doncaster. I stand at the height of 5ft 4 and a half inches. I’m quite sarcastic. I would say it’s a positive thing, however others would disagree. I have recently decided to play the lottery. I've convinced myself i will win and become a millionaire. Week six and i have nothing.
My life at the moment involves: hatred of people who have money, spending time with the friends and the other half, drinking wine, getting excited about my London trip and often sleeping in a tent.
I’m ever so scared of clowns – they petrify me.
My hair at the moment is annoying. I wish it was nice. I’ve developed a passion for drinking copious amounts of wine but i still love lager. I love drinking tea and eating bacon sarnies. When summer arrives, I shall spend time in the little summer house at the bottom of the garden- its fun and summery. I absolutely love Monty Python and M.I.A. I have no motivation when it comes to school work and I’m tired a lot of the time. I like it when Jackson rips up fliers and spells my name out of them. I have quite the collection. This summer i want BBQs, wine, boyfriend fun :), nice weather and money. By the end of the year i have a goal: to do a press up. I am fun.
I like cereal

My Interests

Drinking Tea
 listening to good music, watching a good film, getting massages, kisses, finding a bargain, sleeping till late, London, going out to drink the booze, humour, whinging about most things in life

I'm interesting

I'd like to meet:

Phil and Fern of This Morning fame

Music:



"A protocol to be a rocker on a label?
it didn’t really drop that way
our beats were too evil
"

M.I.A, Uffie, The Wombats, Love Is All, Dizzee Rascal, Kano, The Jam, No Doubt, Al Green, The Buzzcocks, Bloc Party, Blondie, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, New Young Pony Club, The Ape Drape Escape, Dinosaur Jr, Good Shoes, Hadouken!, Plan B....

Movies:


"I don't Like You. Your weird and unattractive"

Fierce Cratures, The Lost Boys, Pulp Fiction, Sgt Bilko, Reservoir Dogs, Gothika, 300, Shaun of The Dead, Love Actually, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, From Dusk Till Dawn, Indiana Jones, Kill Bill, Sin City, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, A Fish Called Wanda, Requiem for a Dream, Human Traffic, Beetlejuice, The Descent, Alien, Sound Of Music, Wizard Of Oz

Television:


"He must be in touch with his feminine side, considering his middle name is Valerie"

Green Wing, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Sex and The City, The Hills, Greys Anatomy, Scrubs, Mock The Week, Mighty Boosh, Spaced

"You can't drink a pint of bovril"

Books:

Read these:
Memoirs Of A Geisha, Monty Python Autobiography, Of Mice and Men, The Lovely Bones, The DaVinci Code