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Naomi

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Contributing editor for HARDCORE IS MORE THAN MUSIC and writer-at-large around the alleys and gutters of London E2. Sometime saxophist. I have a mind for trivia and an eye for the same.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

My primary activities include acquiring large piles of stuff which occasionally fall on me. I am easily distracted.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Albert Finney, Mei Sheng, Alain Whyte. Catriona Kelly, Shirley-Ann Field, Claire Barry. Ronnie O'Sullivan - and how! TOX07. Johnny Boy Soprano. Those who identify with any of the above. Peeps with passion and ideas to spare. PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ALREADY. Experts on local trivia and amur leopards. Milk bar enthusiasts. Lora Logic fans.

Patrons of the Lifeboat Museum in Poole.

This, when it's finished (v. soon!) -

It did get finished, here it is:

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Serge, forever...

My Blog

it's mine, all mine...

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Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 17:30:00 GMT

story of my life, right here

Or as near as dammit - and published by Little Black Dress, such class.  No jacket design available yet, which is a shame...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:49:00 GMT

i want to go back!

That's Cork from space.  Cork rocks. 
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:43:00 GMT

dazed and confused this month

Tucked in amongst all the usual crap, kind words from John Kennedy (the scanner's broken so I'm going to have to recount this in the traditional way):After lamenting the lack of label for the genius s...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:37:00 GMT

relax baby be cool

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Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:02:00 GMT

a modest proposal

Could any publicans in the audience please refrain from playing M*******y albums in their establishments during normal working hours please?  This never used to happen in the old days, and for go...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:09:00 GMT

killer introduction

the first paragraph from Shalom Auslander's new book: When I was a child, my parents and teachers told me about a man who was very strong. They told me he could destroy the whole world. They told me ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:55:00 GMT

on youtube and everything

To my surprise...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 17:20:00 GMT

when you idle in the office after hours

this is the kind of thing that happens. 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No. 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? I do. I also place my hands over my eyes and scream like hell. ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 13:24:00 GMT

burn to the socket

'The good die first, And they whose hearts are dry as summer dust Burn to the socket.'                     ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:28:00 GMT