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EBONY BONES!

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About Me

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"Going completely against the grain - boundaries are being blurred, classes divided and cultures clashed. Standing not only in the way of control but against the presumed cultral identity. This is the New Black Britain. Hear them roar."
- i-D Magazine


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"What do Grace Jones, Timbaland and Jarvis Cocker have in common? All three are fans of out-there pop singer E B O N Y B O N E S ! Miss Bones’ tribal rhythm-inspired, MySpace aired nugget “Don’t Fart On My Heart” conjures lippy teenagers partying on the top deck of a school-run Routemaster. Expect to overhear it on an MP3 player near you soon.."

- The Independent


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"It's very much a collective, individuals having a good time and not repressing themselves. You see them everywhere - people repressing themselves, maybe they think it's safer to be in that cocoon. But there's no point being the walking dead.."

- Attitude


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*TALENT SPOTTING EBONY BONES!*

"You're not on this planet, lady!" was the reaction E B O N Y B O N E S ! got from music producers when she said she wanted her records to sound like 'The Clash meets Grace Jones meets Bjork'. But this Londoner's music is all those things - and more.. Then there's her individual look: 'Your style should reflect your music. Which' she chuckles, 'makes mine slightly autistic, abrasive and DIY."


- Elle


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"EBONY BONES! Part Technicolor Hanna-Barbera cartoon character Ebony commands the stage – no, the entire venue – looking like she eats skinny indie boys for breakfast.."

- DUMMY Magazine


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"Perhaps thee most chattered about act in London right now, Miss E B O N Y B O N E S ! is a one of a kind Producer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and all-round femme fatale who mixes up post-punk stylings, with pure girl sass. Enlisting her crew of rhythm section and backing vocalists, the E B O N Y B O N E S ! live experience is one part punk rock show, one part Mardi Gras carnival parade."


- Time Out


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- Pimp Magazine

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"In the ever-fickle pop-music industry, one thing is for certain: It's a good time to be British and female.."Even as a young girl, with a guitar and a cowbell, I'd sing adverts into the mirror wishing Oprah Winfrey would adopt me.."


- Paper Magazine (US)


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" E B O N Y B O N E S ! 'We Know All About U' THE HOTTEST RECORD IN THE WORLD! Totally original - Its a good day, a very good day when you come across a record like this!.."
- Zane Lowe /Radio 1

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* RISING STAR: EBONY BONES! *

"It's so random that you can make a song in your bedroom and then hear Zane Lowe play it as the Hottest Record in the World.." -The Observer

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"With a truly wild wardrobe, a rocking band, and a raw sound Ebony is definitely someone to keep an eye on..."

- Entertainment Weekly (US)


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"Picture an explosion in a Crayola factory and you're still only halfway to imagining the amazing rudey post-punk of E B O N Y B O N E S ! ..."


- The Guardian


Read here!

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"EBONY BONES! Writing, producing and standing over her band's show-tune electro, the anti-diva's potty-mouthed Notting Hill carnivore creations are a mish-mash of punk and party. Quite simply, her records could cause X-rated strip-show races in a dusty morgue.."


- NME

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"Like Polly Styrene crossed with Lil' Kim, doll cute but with a psycho Harajuku subversive streek, her post-punk disco basher 'Don't Fart On My Heart' says it all about her cheeky sense of humour.."

- Clash Magazine

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*THE BEST DRESSED I-PODS ARE WEARING..*

" E B O N Y B O N E S ! -DON'T FART ON MY HEART. Ebony's booty-shaking club sounds will make her the Boombox generation's very own Neneh Cherry!"


- Grazia

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"Listen up, EBONY BONES! is without a doubt thee most unique pop act you'll see or hear all year.. there's a message to Miss Bones' madness. And now Miss Bones' self released debut single 'We Know All About U' is already Radio 1's most played song by an unsigned artist.."

- Mixmag

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Many thanx to Rob in Paris and Joost Vandebrug in Amsterdam for the photos! ..

"It's all about the future, E B O N Y B O N E S ! is like an amazing 'nu blave' Grace Jones. Check out her jam "Don't Fart On My Heart!..."


- VICE Magazine


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"If you wait your whole life for somebody else to tell you its okay to be yourself, you might wait forever."

Blend Magazine (Netherlands)

Photographed by Joost Vandebrug

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- Brain Magazine (France)

Parlez vous francais?

Read full EBONY BONES! Brain Interview here!

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T-Mobile Electronic Beats Magazine

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- FACT


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"Simply stunning!"


- Plan B Magazine

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"She writes, she plays and produces all her own songs - Everyone's going to want to jump this Bone.."

- The Stool Pigeon


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- MSN (Australia)


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"Rock music has always been primarily a boys' club. But this year a crowd of brilliant women have broken through. And 2008 promises to be just as exciting. Future fashion heroine E B O N Y B O N E S ! has been making her own unique brand of post-punk influenced electro for the past year - Influenced by the music she loved growing up to, and as well as the trendy likes of Liquid Liquid, The Tom Tom Club and Gang of Four, this included a passion for music from 1980s adverts - the Kia-Ora and Um Bongo themes being favourites.. "

- The Guardian

Read full article here!

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" E B O N Y B O N E S ! Erstellen ihrer Musik alle auf ihre eigene Musik ist genauso erstaunlich wie die Künstler, die sie inspirieren. Siouxsie & The Banshees, Grace Jones, The Clash, Afrika Bambaataa, Tom Tom Club und Josephine Baker. Die Welt braucht diese.."

- Spex Magazine (Germany) *****
My Future X Wife:
"I have a new girl crush on a Miss E B O N Y B O N E S ! I love everything about her. Check out the outfits! I am so into the giant chains, not to mention the bones, the shoes, the tights, and the headpieces. What about her song "NO BLACKS, NO IRISH, NO DOGS!' - that crazy rendition of “Mind Your Own Business”, is this a cover of a different version of that song and an ode to Johnny Rotten? I don’t remember Delta 5 talking about licking sweat from armpits but yet it seems so familiar. I have listened to it like 5 times and still can’t get enough - I hope this bird gets across the pond soon because I am just quivering to see her live!"
- Bust Magazine (US)
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"Her sound is sick!!! We love it. It's crazy and it's got such a great unique feel. The music goes through lots of progressive rhythms. You just never know when something is going to switch on you.."


- BLURI (US)

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"From a whole smorgasbord of artistic influences meet E B O N Y B O N E S ! , tribal, punk, indie, grrrl rocker ..and Harry Potter with a vagina."


- GCN Magazine (Ireland)


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"With a stage show that takes no prisoners, this lippy diva a UK Karen O/ Lady Miss Kier for the Noughties - looks set for greatness next year.."

- The Times

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OOOOOOOOhhh...

M I S S B O N E S !


Pics fr A Comfortable Place
*Note fr Bones: Thanx to all for the luvly letters, gifts, support, circus tricks etc..(especially Dee in NY for the gummy bears!) Tho im slightly slow + occasionally illiterate, promise to eventually write back.. Bones :)
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Member Since: 11/8/2005
Band Website: google.com
Band Members:

BOOKINGS: PRIMARY INTERNATIONAL
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PRESS: 9PR [email protected]

ONLINE PR: BANG ON PR [email protected]

GENERAL ENQUIRIES/P.A:

[email protected] HATE MAIL? TOP FWENDS?: [email protected]**************************************** ************ EXCLUSIVE! DON'T FART ON MY HEART VIDEO:Award winning video for 'Don't Fart On My Heart' announced Best Digital Film by The British Council for The ONEDOTZERO Awards. Directed by TEAR.

Bones slightly scrubbed up..


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BBC 'SOUND' LIVE PERFORMANCE


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Influences:

10 things you (and sometimes Ebony) didn't know about Ebony unless you're her mum:
- Ebony has no conscience


- She can dance in 7 languages


- She can speak 3 (if you include pigs-latin)


- She is 83 in cat years

- Her middle names are Serene (and ironically) Ivory


- Her parents christened her Ebony after that song by Stevie Wonder & Paul McCartney


- She once bought discounted TDK cassettes from Tower Records, selling them on in the school playground for a profit of 50p per tape.


- She is unable to own www.ebonybones.com as its currently a porn site


- Admires those who openly display their flaws rather than camouflage them.

- She is EBONY BONES!


Sounds Like:

..Cleopatra reincarnated in search of a KFC




Type of Label: None

My Blog

GREAT ESCAPISM - MTV Gonzo Show

'Cause all we've got is each other and The Music to keep us warm..'Young and old..Red and yellow..purple and green.....
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:46:00 PST

SMELLS LIKE CHRIS NEDHEAM..

This is Chris Nedheam.. World renowned blogger and online presenter for Channel 4's 'Nokia Green Room'.. Which this Sunday boasts Ebony Bones, Shaggy, Sam Sparro and The Hoosiers as ...
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:51:00 PST

Those craazey Canadian kids..

This is Mike Long from Canada..heres what happens when Canadians hear EBONY BONES! for the first time: It took a lil while, but 'Don't Fart On My Heart' is finally available for those who lik...
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

NYC, ANDREW WYATT, MARK RONSON, BBC 6 MUSIC

Helow Happy Easter. To all the luvly yanks who keep demanding to know where to purhase new track ’THE MUZIK’ Im afraid it isnt avaiable as yet. However fear not - with Mr Mark Ronson recen...
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:41:00 PST

BONES LIVE ON BBC2

Clicky clicky HERE! to watch BBC backtage goss! And catch ’Dont Fart On My Heart’ this week as Single Of The Week on Radio 1.....
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:03:00 PST

EBONY BONES! RADIO 1 LIVE SESSION

..and if you missed the Radio 1 Live Session click HERE! ...
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST

HOTTEST RECORD IN THE WORLD: DONT FART ON MY HEART

Yep we heart Zane Lowe and Radio 1 for making this alternative love song and second EBONY BONES! release 'Hottest Record In The World'. Dont Fart On My Heart will be released on limited addi...
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:08:00 PST

ZANE LOWES RADIO 1 SINGLE OF LE WEEK..

Mr Lowe's new record of the week! HERE! Thanx to Zane Lowe and Radio 1 for all the support! C u all at the show!!...
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST

*RADIO 1 ZANE LOWE - HOTTEST RECORD IN THE WORLD!*

Ok so last night Zane Lowe debuted 'We Know All About U' live on Radio 1 as 'Hottest Record In The World!' which came as a nice little suprise:)Click here to listen back!"EBONY BONES! 'We Know All Abo...
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

Gone till November!

Merci beaucoup to all who partyed hard with us in France at Nuit Blanche on the weekend!! Gone till November (like Wyclef) but brand spankin new show dates for ya diaries com...
Posted by EBONY BONES! on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST