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Michael M

plaaay faster, shoegazer

About Me

I am dead rubbish at most things. But my toast-making ability is unmatched.

I am in a band called WE ARE THE PHYSICS and we are the physics.

Please buy WE ARE THE PHYSICS ARE OK AT MUSIC , eh?

Here is what my band did in 2007

THINGS ::
[A] Androids, Joe Meek and Magnum PI
[B] Pizzas, ALAN TURING and Dansettes
[C] Videos, Jesse, GAMES and CAKES
[D] PORTAL, Quantum Theory and GRAPH PAPER
[E] B-movies, Werewolves and WIRES
[F] Davids; both CAGE & LYNCH and IRN BRU
[G] Helen SHAPIRO, Snowy Films and Badges
But my favourite thing EVER is when
Somebody writes 'BRIAN', but spells it 'BRAIN'

BUY MY BAND'S STUFFS from iTUNES

I DO THESE BANDS ::

My Interests

films, music, making films, quantum mechanics, ghostbusters, b-movies, 3-d things, robots, bio-ethics, horror comics, cyborgology, the twilight zone, posthumanism, alan turing, paranormal, badges, dracula, sandwiches

Music:

I'm pure right into bands, some of which are these :
cardiacs, devo, weezer, servotron, faith no more, zombina & the skeletones, a-frames, the skids, the mummies, polysics, del shannon. ex models, adam & the ants, ex wives, magazine, art brut, the shirelles, atari teenage riot, mew, the locust, the plot to blow up the eiffel tower, gay against you, the rondelles, the futureheads, oingo boingo, mindless self indulgence, apatt, man or astroman?, the tornadoes, the hives, public enemy, the faint, the monks, buddy holly, a flock of seagulls, mika miko, free diamonds, the pixies, manic street preachers, the sonics, m83, melt banana, the rezillos, the yummy fur, the shadows, roy orbison, tatu, the 5678s

Movies:

a nightmare on elm street part 2 : freddy's revenge + ghost dad

Television:

Father Ted, The Twilight Zone, Peep Show, I'm Alan Partridge, Harry Hill's TV Burp, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Nathan Barley, Eerie Indiana, Brookside, Invasion, Coronation Street with big mad evil David Platt

Books:

albert camus, philip k dick, frank herbert, william burroughs, philippe djian

Heroes:

Joe Meek
Joe Dante
Joe Mangel

My Blog

Rutger Hauer Chibbed Jim Delahunt!

I have no purpose in this blog other than to sell my warez. TAKE MY WAREZ.  But I thought I'd update you on what I've been doing, or at least remind my future self what I'd been up to. My band WE...
Posted by Michael M on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 06:52:00 PST

A Cavalcade Of Cocks : My TITP Tale.

Nigras,I wrote this for that website THIS IS FAKE DIY and it's on there somewhere, but I thought I should share it here, otherwise I'll forget I ever wrote it : Hi. I'm writing about my experience at ...
Posted by Michael M on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:14:00 PST

T IN THE PARKA!

Here yous!My band are playing T IN THE PARK this weekend on Sunday 13th. We shall be playing songs on the Futures stage at around 6:15pm. If you're heading to that big festival, we recommend you hit u...
Posted by Michael M on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:14:00 PST

MAY, yous! HERE’S WHAT I DID!

Dear anybody who reads this, I went on tour with my band called WE ARE THE PSYCHIC in May, and it was pretty joyous.  I kept a tour diary that, upon reading it back, talked more about how pointy ...
Posted by Michael M on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:41:00 PST

I tooted in your moth today.

Hi, my band's got an album out, here it is :It's called WE ARE THE PHYSICS ARE OK AT MUSIC If you have NOT yet purchased it in its glory and want to be further convinced of its decentness, please read...
Posted by Michael M on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:05:00 PST

You’ll get a BISCUIT

Hi yous.My band are playing at King Tuts, Glasgow on the 24th May to play songs from our first album which is out on the 05/05/08.I'd dead like it if you could get aff yer fat arses and come out to se...
Posted by Michael M on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST

Droid, It Really Matters!

Hi, you friends.I’ve been up to the mad shaz. We did a new video for our new single and I got to play with doctor equipment and enjoyed gassing my pals. We’ve also been to London a couple ...
Posted by Michael M on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:51:00 PST

Album called OK AT MUSIC punches you in the head.

Hiiiiii, my band's album is FINALLY coming out like Westlife and I would very much appreciate if you were to select it with your good finger and add it to your music collection, no? Please? Get it rou...
Posted by Michael M on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:53:00 PST

Athletics, Dae it.

Wow, I'm right into this band called WE ARE THE PHYSICS, they're mega-heavy good. Buy our new single, gonny? :-Friends, Romans, Countrymen, yous...lend us yer jaikets.We are We Are The Physics and we ...
Posted by Michael M on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:18:00 PST

Jaaanuary Tour! JOO WANNA SEE IT?!

HOLLA! We've done loads of gigs since I last wroted at you, but due to my lack of interest I didn't bother writing about them.  This doesn't bother you.  However, for posterity, and for my p...
Posted by Michael M on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:19:00 PST