1. I'm just back from travelling the globe, in search of my exact double to play me in a film that's about me travelling the globe, in search of my exact double. I'm going to ruin the ending - it turns out i'm the double. Check that out for a twist!
2. No, i didn't do that with a ladyboy in Bangkok... probably.
3. Yes, it does flush the other way! People also say "sweet as", "G'day" and "No worries" as much as possible.
4. I'm planning on becoming a relentless militant sound engineer and musician with no social life or sleeping patterns and i plan ..ging you all down with me, ladies and gents.
