"Celebrities" |
I can't be the only one who doesn't know who the vast majority of "celebrities" are or what they do, can I?
I still collect their autographs though.
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:43:00 GMT |
The Olympics |
I decided to care about the country I'm from for the duration of The Olympics. It's completely changed my life. I put a flag in my window and beat up a foreign. Someone should give ME some sort of gol...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:01:00 GMT |
Is There Anything I Won’t Do For Money? |
I suspect not. Let's try and find out!
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:24:00 GMT |
NY Resolutionz |
I only have one, and it's to be healthier. I've forgotten what it's like to not be constantly in fear of sporadic chest pains while sweating because my heart is basically deep fried and covered in 6 k...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 06:13:00 GMT |
O how old I am. |
I was born 22 years and one day ago. Now if there are 365 days in a year, that would make me....but then there are leap years...and we haven't had one of those in about 15 years or something...and...
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Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:52:00 GMT |
What I Did and Why I Did It |
I just sort of sat around all day, because I couldn't be bothered doing anything else.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:33:00 GMT |
"I Believe In Rock 'N' Roll" |
It's impossible to dispute the existence of leather trousers and overdoses. I, however, do not consider these positive things.
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:15:00 GMT |
New Years Rezzes |
Next year, I plan to become something of a golden god. This is how I aim to achieve this:
- Be toilet trained
- Spend less time watching Jeremy Kyle
- Flaunt what I've got
- Drink more
- Buy more clot...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:40:00 GMT |
A list of things I hate. |
- David Hasselhoff as an ironic icon. This is especially upsetting because a huge amount of the idiots perpetuating it are over the age of 16. I'm disappointed in you.
- The accumulated time I've spen...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:35:00 GMT |
Tennis Elbow |
I'm a bit perplexed as to how I've contracted this ailment. I'm not even sure I've moved my arms at all today.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:37:00 GMT |
