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We're some misfits trying to bring you some funny. Check out our work.Obama Supporter Hoping To 'Turn The Page' In His Love LifeAnn Coulter Endorses Ralph Nader For PresidentHillary Kicks Off 2012 Re-Election CampaignGeorge W. Bush Presidential Library Receives First Document: The Pet GoatHey Bra, You Intelligence Types Got It All Wrong. If You Really Want To Torture A Terrorist, Stop The Waterboarding And Start The TeabaggingWhy We Must Not Let Old British Queens Obsessed With Ducks Wear WigsThe Gentleman’s Guide To FingerbangingIf We Free The Slaves, Who Will Do The Work That Americans Don’t Want To Do?Larry Craig, “Just Because You Suck A Little Thingamajig Doesn’t Make You A Watchamacallit”When Fart Jokes Are No Longer Funny, It’s Time To Walk AwayLos Angeles To Build Small Apartments For The ObeseSelf-Proclaimed Human Torch Becomes Human AshtrayCry-Baby Study Ranks Muslims First, 5 Year-Olds SecondFoley Tried To FingerBang Me!Man Gets Ass Handed To Him By LupusTown That Changed Name to "If There's Grass On The Field, Play Ball!" Suddenly IsolatedColumbia University To Offer A "Fellatio Payment Plan"
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We're interested in making people laugh and think?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone And Everyone!

Music:

We like it all from U2, Johnny Cash, Van Halen to Keane, The Smiths, The Dixie Chicks and Polka!

Movies:

Airplane 1 & 2, Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Wag The Dog, Animal House, John Hughes movies, Anything Christopher Guest does (and is in), Anchorman, Swingers and more

Television:

Seinfeld (still the best), Cheers, SOAP, Curb, Arrested Development, Office (both versions), Daily Show, Reno 911

Books:

Mark Twain, John Irving, Carl Hiassen, Elmore Leonard, Letters from a Nut

Heroes:

We love Bob Hope, Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, Phil Silvers, Jack Benny, Jonathan Winters, George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Bill Maher, Phil Hendrie, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kathy Griffin, Jon Stewart and lots of others.

My Blog

U.S. Recession A ’Sure Thing’ As D.C. Hookers Switch To Euros

(Washington D.C.) It seems the Dollar has been THE standard currency on the planet for, forever, but like the consequence free drunk driving of the 1970's and the inspiring stage shows of Winger, ever...
Posted by TheLostNews on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:39:00 PST

Obama Supporter Hoping To ’Turn The Page’ In His Love Life

(Chicago, IL) 25 year-old Harrison Murray is supporting Barack Obama for president. In fact, he's been working for the Obama campaign for three months now. Harrison thinks Obama's message of hope can ...
Posted by TheLostNews on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:48:00 PST

Ann Coulter Endorses Ralph Nader For President

Washington D.C.) Thursday night during a speech at Georgetown University, conservative queen Ann Coulter took a break from calling John Edwards a fag to endorse consumer advocate Ralph Nader for presi...
Posted by TheLostNews on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:52:00 PST

Hillary-Care Bashers Harry And Louise Die After Being Denied Health Insurance

(Independence, MO) In 1993 two actors 'Harry and Louise' starred in a commercial aimed at torpedoing President Bill Clinton's version of universal healthcare a.k.a. Hillary-care. The ad worked, but ma...
Posted by TheLostNews on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:06:00 PST

NBC Picks Up Osama Bin Ladens Reality Show Catch Me If You Can

(Burbank, CA) With declining ratings and stale programming, because of a prolonged writer's strike, the major television networks are scrambling to find new content. CBS, ABC and FOX are relying on a ...
Posted by TheLostNews on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:01:00 PST

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