Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom

About Me

This is a bit bare, but dinnae worry, we'll post more info and music and gig details as soon as we're ready...

We're hoping to start gigging in Glasgow and Edinburgh (that's where we've come to work and dwell and socialise and breed) later in the year, but if anyone offers us gigs in further places, we'll give it a thought...

Please add us as your friend if you're a fellow Teuchter who likes Doomers, or a fellow Doomer who likes Teuchters. We kinda like Wankers too, they make us smile.

The Yellow Bentines can fuck off though, we're not that desperate for friends, so we'll only add you if we think we have something in common.(ps: Little Doses cannot be our friends either, had enough of seeing them spamming everywhere).

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/16/2006
Band Members: Jack Wank - missing

The Teuchters - bassers (we need more of those!), moaners (we need more of those!), drummer (we need at least one of those!), others (the final line-up is not settled yet, please let us know if you want to be considered...)
Influences: Rainnn))), thunder
Sounds Like: teuchtercore
Type of Label: None

My Blog

What's the link between Aberfeldy, The Male Nurse and Shitdisco?

Us! In a more convoluted way, we could also say we are linked to Franz Ferdinand, but that's going a bit far: one of our teuchters also plays in band B with someone who also plays in band C with ...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:11:00 PST

Just how bored and stupid can you get?

One of my friends sent this as a bulletin... He says he only did it out of boredom. And guess what, I was stupid enough and bored enough to click too... Hmmm... How many people are actually ...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:23:00 PST

About our top friends

Just realized that the previous post about our top 24 was no longer valid cos we've reshuffled our top 24 a few times since... Here's the current way it works: Lines 1 and 2: top teuchters... like, RE...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:07:00 PST

The dirty world of promotion

Aye, you've read it right, two dates have just been added in our diary... That doesn't mean we'll be playing, please don't be so impatient, it will all happen one day, when the time is right... But in...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST

Spot the clue competition

Giving away too many clues about our identities, we do it all the time, yet not many people have picked up on them yet (or maybe they just haven't bothered asking if their suspicions were right)... We...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

Dissociating ourselves from Special Love

Myspace is all broken, I want to change our top 24, and it won't let me do it... This is so bad, I want to kick that Special Love filth out of our top friends, we do not want to be asso...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:40:00 PST

About our current top 24

Line 1: Ian, Scottt Chevrolet, Rubbish Mike and Claire: the ones who immediately showed the most interest and enthusiasm for our project, we appreciate your support, and you'll all receive a complime...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:37:00 PST

T-shirt competion results

We are pleased to announce that the following people have been selected to receive one of our limited edition t-shirts:Ian because he was our first Myspace buddy, we like his grammar and he's from Inv...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:13:00 PST

Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom t-shirts up for grabs

Right, Jack is informing me that he should have a few limited edition t-shirts ready by the weekend, so here's your opportunity to grab one of them...Reply to this message and let us know why you thin...
Posted by Jack Wank and the Teuchters of Doom on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:17:00 PST