Sausage Roll |
this is a game waz, bruce and i played the other day, replace rock n roll with sausage roll, it's literally minutes of hilarity but mainly if you sing itGod gave sausage rolls to ya!It's only sausage ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:53:00 GMT |
tonight i saw a junkie man’s willy |
yup!i was walki ng along Rose Stree t, just mindi ng my own busin ess when i heard a sort of muffl ed argue ment going on, kind of sound ed like a few zombi e' s, so i made the mista ke of looki ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:59:00 GMT |
the most awesome of awesome |
i have decided to write this list of bands that i think people have to hear, HAVE to !!!!i think maybe this is because i work in a warehouse all day, and no matter what awesome tune's i put on (like B...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:57:00 GMT |
my beef with reviews by me, Mandy Clarke |
my beef with reviews is that, they pretty much 90% of the time don't make any sense at all.Sure it's easy to put 6 descriptive words into an 8 word sentence, but does it ever make any fucking sense???...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 11:08:00 GMT |
an ode to SAC and friends |
aaaaaaaaaaagh, i feel like i'm maybe the luckiest person in the world sometimes, i'm so happy being in Super Adventure Club, i totally love you guys, you've no idea....you probably do though...but rea...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:20:00 GMT |
the all-bran spider |
i had a dream the other night, that there was a big spider in my room made out of all-bran!!!! ( the breakfast cereal) it was really horrible and really scary, so i panicked and hoovered it up...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:18:00 GMT |
my brilliant joke by me |
i didnt really make this joke up, but i'll pretend i did and no-one will ever know....I never use 2 eggs when i'm making an omlette, i find that one is un oeuf.thats it. right thanks!do you get it ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:01:00 GMT |
robocop and mandibles |
picture a pair of waster rejects sitting on a smack bedgoes somethin likeR - ’aye i’m plannin goin to france then amsterdam then berlin for 2 weeks do ye want to come’M - ’aye...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:54:00 GMT |
Hi I’m Mandy |
"Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Mandy" what’d you do that for Barry i was only tryin tae help"Caught up in a world of uphill climbing" aaah right i seex
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:38:00 GMT |
a brilliant idea.... |
why dont they put exercise bikes on buses instead of seats, that way you can travel and get fit. holy shit i am rate clever.
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
