George Costanza

Lets just cut to the chase, my life has been a moderately depressing saga of a neurotic man who is trying to come to grips with himself. I went to Kennedy High School where I met my best friend Jerry Seinfeld when he fell from climbing the rope in gym class. We both found oursleves at Queens college afterwards. The younger years went by fast and we soon found oursleves out in the real world. Jerry became a sucessful comedian, and I well....had a number of interesting jobs. I worked for Pendant Publishing for two days but got fired for engaging with sexual intercourse with the cleanning lady. What can you do I saw my chance and I took it. I later got a job with the New York Yankees, which was the longest job I ever held. I was also in real estate for a little while. But my true ambitions have always laid in the profession of architecture. Most of you probably will not like me. I am eccentric and cheap and am a pathological lier. So that is me in a nutshell, most recently after being let out of jail for violating the Good Samaritan law, I have been working for a man named Art Vandelay in the importing and exporting busisness, Vandelay who used to be an architect is training me to become one....we will see though.