Elaine Benes

Well my name is Elaine and I live in New York. I'm a huge baltimore Orioles fan and once wore my Baltimore hat in the owners box at Yankee Stadium. Mr. Steinbrenner was not too happy with this. I love to dance, but it turns out that I might not be as good as once thought. I have a boyfriend, named David Puddy, who I break up with ever other day. My best friends are Jerry, George, and Kramer. Jerry and I used to date, but not so much anymore. I have a few nicknames. Everyone keeps calling me "Nip" because Kramer took a picture of me for a Christmas Card and my nipple was exposed. That's starting to get really old. I have an IQ of 145. George would describe me as "A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan." I love jujyfruit, poppy-seed bagels, and the tops of muffins. I once dated a baseball player named Keith Hernandez. I think Jerry was more in love with him than me. STELLLLLAAA!!!!