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Kevin McCallister

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi. I'm Kevin. I live in Chicago in a house full of 15 people who always dump on me. Buzz always eats my cheese pizza, Mom makes me sleep in the hide-a-bed with Fuller, and Uncle Frank won't let me watch "Angels with Filthy Souls." It's not even rated R!!!!!!!! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Families suck!! I hope I never see any of those jerks again!!!!!!!!

My Interests

Making ornaments out of fish hooks (not the old ones with worm guts all over them, sickening!) jumping on the bed, my bb gun, cheese pizza, fireworks, TalkBoys

I'd like to meet:

I really need someone to teach me how to pack a suitcase. Jeff told me all I need is toilet paper and water but that doesn't seem like enough.

Music:

MJ

Movies:

Angels with Filthy Souls, Angels with Filthier Souls, the Grinch, Uncle Buck

Heroes:

Johnny

My Blog

MY PLAIN CHEESE IS GONE!!!

I just got in a ton of trouble because I hit Buzz.  But it was all his fault!!  He started it.  He ate all my plain cheese pizza on purpose.  He knows I hate sausage and olives and...
Posted by Kevin McCallister on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 08:08:00 PST

Old Man Marley

So I was just hanging out in Buzz's room and he told me the scariest story.  We saw Old Man Marley (The South Bend Shovel Slayer) salting the street.  I guess back in '58 he murdered his who...
Posted by Kevin McCallister on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 08:03:00 PST

I HATE BUZZ

I asked Buzz if I could sleep in his room tonight because I don't want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller.  If he doesn't go easy on the Pepsi, he'll wet the bed.  I don't want him to pe...
Posted by Kevin McCallister on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:58:00 PST

Pack my suitcase???

My family is leaving for France tomorrow and my Aunt told me I have to pack my suitcase.  I don't know how to pack a suitcase!!  I've never done it once in my whole life.  I tried to as...
Posted by Kevin McCallister on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:55:00 PST