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I Graduated From Field High School 1982, I have a twin sister Donna. I got Married and then divorced after two kids, Mikey 23, Hollie 22,


then moved on to another loser in which I had another daughter Ashley 16...


Kicked him to the curb then met the man I am married to now. Wayne aka "The Big Guy" (Don't Ask! LOL)



My life now days......
Not much to tell... I stay at home doing my Edith Bunker impressions...
playing on the computer and making Dolls.

Pretty much these days... after all the years of growing up getting used abused and stepped on, I am to tired to put up with any crap... drama or other wise. I am more apt to tell you to shut the hell up if you get to annoying, Or better yet, just leave you mid sentence! I know it's rude, but life's to short to waste time listening to some one bitch moan or whine about God knows what... Bottom line is... if you made a mistake, except the consequence, dont go looking for something to blame your poor choices on. Can I get an AMEN!


I'm diane_alford!

This is the 3D me.
Make your own,
and we both get Coinz!

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My Interests


Being Left alone to pursue my Computer Addictions LOL
I Love 80's Hairbands/Metal Music....
And the Hottest Band in the World...KISS!!!
There is a code here... Guess what it is... Keepin' my comment images small!

I'd like to meet:

The one person I'd Like to meet would be...God!

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.".... Roseanne



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Music:

Basically I love all music... My dad was a piano/Organ/Accordion teacher.. I have an uncle that plays drums. I grew up around music my entire life. Dad used to play at a club in Akron Ohio called the Red Carpet way back when I was just a kid. Back then there were lots of music going around. I grew up and really got addicted to 80's Metal/Hair bands. Gosh to be able to go back to those times! Best damn time I ever had in my life!!! Partying dancing, head-banging... But alas those days are gone. I just wish the kids today would learn to appreciate true Metal... and stop pushing that screaming nonsense off as Metal. Heavy Metal used to mean something... In the Guitar Riffs right down to the lyrics. Long live the OLD headbangers ball!

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Movies:

Comedy Comedy Comedy... Chic Flicks.... Oh Did I mention Comedy?

Roseanne...Adam Sandler...Will Ferrel...Chris Farley....Chevy Chase....Dave Chapple.....Tom Hanks.....

Television:

ROSEANNE!!! ALL ROSEANNE! (is this the tub?... am I shrinking?)

"A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. First you have to get rid of everything his MOM did to him...... then there's my personal Favorite.... The male Ego!"..... Roseanne

KISS Cursor Code
http://www.totallyfreecursors.com

Books:

Now here's something from a REAL Roseanne Fan!!!Us goofing off too LOL

Heroes:

God

"Women are cursed and men are the proof."....Rosanne


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
    Diane Ringler Alford

Birthday:
    December 13th 19hundred and 63

Birthplace:
    Ravenna Ohio

Current Location:
    Roostown Ohio Yes I sure do get around!

Eye Color:
    Shit Brown

Hair Color:
    Bottled Blond

Height:
    5-6

Right Handed or Left Handed:
    Right on of course!

Your Heritage:
    German Swiss and French (oh yeah!)

The Shoes You Wore Today:
    White Teny Runners

Your Weakness:
    Chocolate!!!!!

Your Fears:
    Dying alone

Your Perfect Pizza:
    Everything but Anchovies

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
    Get the family to stop fighting

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
    Gads!!

Thoughts First Waking Up:
    Lord just get me through the rest of the day!

Your Best Physical Feature:
    Used to be my legs (Damn those happy pounds!)

Your Bedtime:
    Midnight

Your Most Missed Memory:
    What is this a trick question? If its a memory its not missing!

Pepsi or Coke:
    Coke!

MacDonald's or Burger King:
    McDonalds Fries Burger Kings Whopper

Single or Group Dates:
    I'm Married you twit!

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
    Lipton

Chocolate or Vanilla:
    CHOCOLATE

Cappuccino or Coffee:
    BOTH

Do you Smoke:
    nope stopped 3 months ago

Do you Swear:
    yes when pissed off!

Do you Sing:
    All the time

Do you Shower Daily:
    Gads what tha!!!

Have you Been in Love:
    Many A Time

Do you want to go to College:
    Why HAIL no!

Do you want to get Married:
    Already did... twice

Do you believe in yourself:
    Yes if other people don't interfere with my plans

Are you a health freak?:
    NO

Do you get along with your Parents:
    I do now, Mom passed in 2000 and I have since made nice with Dad

Do you like Thunderstorms:
    Only sometimes

Do you play an Instrument:
    Yes... Keyboard thanks to my Daddy the Music Teacher

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
    Oh I've had a couple... not a huge drinker any more that was in the 80's

In the past month have you Smoked:
    NOPE!

In the past month have you been on Drugs:
    Nope also did that in the 80's all good things must come to an end

In the past month have you gone on a Date:
    Sheesh! That's gettin' kinda personal don't ya think!

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
    Yep Love Spencer Gifts... if I can find KISS Stuff

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
    Nope

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
    HAIL no!

In the past month have you been on Stage:
    Only in my mind LOL

In the past month have you been Dumped:
    No but I bet the ball and chain wished he could have dumped me a time or two LOL

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
    Um Pleading the 5th

In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
    Nope again.... bad girl in the 80's good girl now

Ever been Drunk:
    Oh My GAWD!

Ever been called a Tease:
    Yep!

Ever been Beaten up:
    YEP! Dick head ex 's

Ever Shoplifted:
    Sssssh!

How do you want to Die:
    In my sleep!

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
    A mom... whoops guess I already accomplished that!

What country would you most like to Visit:
    Australia

In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color:
    Brown

Favorite Hair Color:
    Brown or Black

Height:
    6 ft plus

Weight:
    200 + I likes my men big!

Best Clothing Style:
    Jeans... Shirt optional

Number of Drugs I have taken:
    Well currently prescribed 8 but taken many others AGAIN back in the 80's

Number of CDs I own:
    to many to count

Number of Piercings:
    just my ears

Number of Tattoos:
    One

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Posted by Diane (Ringler) Alford" on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:34:00 PST

Senseless waste of life

  Some of you know... Only recently a long time dear friend of mine lost her son to a cold blooded killer... He was shot and killed in my opinion in cold blood. It's hard for all of us to accept ...
Posted by Diane (Ringler) Alford" on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST

My OWN Survey

Ok I looked around for a nifty survey to do and didn't like any of them... So I am making up my own. Full name at birth: Diane Jean Ringler Nick Name: Di or Diane A Birthday: 12-13-19 Hundred and 63 H...
Posted by Diane (Ringler) Alford" on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST