First and foremost, I'm a magician. And an amazing one at that. My Illusions (NEVER call them tricks) are mind blowingly awesome. They include:
MAKING A YACHT DISAPPEAR!
CONJURING FIREBALLS OUT OF THIN AIR!
CUTTING A WOMAN IN HALF!
WALKING ON WATER!
PRISON ESCAPE!
Secondly, I'm a ladies man. I live on a yacht and it's rocking every night. I recently got divorced from a woman named Crindee and now I'm dating this christian girl. She wants me to be honest and reconnect with my son. And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and fuck me, but I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.
