Boxers! How do you wear these things?
They're bagging off, they're rising in... and there's nothing holding me in place!
I'm flipping, I'm flopping... What am I gonna do?
I'm going crazy in these things! I need the secured packaging of jockeys.
My boys need a house!
That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff: Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch.
I must have been out of my mind... look at you! Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How can I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself!
Mañana (Is Soon Enough For Me) by Jackie Davis
Papa loves mambo... and, uh, Tribal music
You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one... Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one......... Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected. To find the theater nearest you, please enter your five digit zip-code, now......... Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?
Oh look at you...
You're banging things... you're pathetic. You're wasting your life! I'm offering you 56 channels Movies, sports, nudity, and it's free for life!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables! Get it? I got history of coffee tables, celebrities and their coffee tables. It's a natural. This is a story that must be told.
I just saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts... you know, I looked in there and there he was having coffee and a donut. Hey, I saw DiMaggio in the donut shop again. Joe DiMaggio... you know this time I went in and sat down across from him and I really watched him. I studied his every move. For example, he dunks.