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DEAR MARGO: I am a 23-year-old woman with an abnormal sexual appetite. I am currently dating 5 diffe

About Me

Veritas vos liberabit

Altoidaholic. I aim to try. I have a stupid tattoo. I stay up late. I like animals.

Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys??

Save the Lobsters

My Interests

It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Piercings & tattoos. Septums. Snakes & Reptiles. Backgammon. Megatouch. Boozing with Southern Comfort and cheap vodka. Mustangs. Freedom Toast, Pork Roll. Vigilantism. pride, lust, covetousness, gluttony, envy, sloth, and wrath.

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

I'd like to meet:

You!!

Music:

Alice in Chains
Blind Melon
Bush
Chicks who make we mant to fuck them music
Dandy Warhols
Darkness
the Distillers
Doors
Dresden Dolls
Ethan Quin
Godsmack
Hole
John Hankz
Johnny Cash
Led Zeppelin
Marilyn Manson
Mary Prankster
Metallica
NiN
Nirvana
Peaches
Phantom Planet
Powerman 5000
Puddle of Mudd
Ramones
Rilo Kiley
Shiny Toy Guns
Stabbing Westward
Static-X
Stone Temple Pilots
Toadies
Vanessa Carlton
Violent Femmes
Wesley Willis
White Zombie/Rob
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

007 Collection
Airplane!
Batteries Not Included
Big Lebowski
Blazing Saddles
the Boondock Saints
Bowling for Columbine
Busty Cops 2: More Cops, Bigger Busts
Cabin Fever
Chunnel
Clerks/Mallrats/Dogma/J&SB:Strike Back
a Clockwork Orange
Clue
Collateral
Constantine
Cry, Cry Again
Cube / Cube 2: Hypercube
the Departed
the Devil's Rejects
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness
Falling Down
Field of Dreams
Full Metal Jacket
Gattaca
Godzilla
Gutterballs
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
House of 1000 Corpses
Jacob's Ladder
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Lion King
LogJamming
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Man On Fire
Monster Squad
Naked Gun Trilogy
Napoleon Dynamite
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
Old School
Pan's Labyrinth
Party Monster
Pulp Fiction
the Ring
Rosemary's Baby
the Royal Tenenbaums
Rushmore
Sack Lunch
SAW
Serenity
Seven
Shaun of the Dead
the Shining
Smokin' Aces
Snakes on a Plane
Sour Grapes
Spaceballs
Stranger than Fiction
Suicide Kings
Super Troopers
They Live!
Top Secret!
the Untouchables
Waiting...(and it's all real)
Walk the Line
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Television:

Seinfeld. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Reno 911!, Police Squad!, Get Smart. Chappelle's Show. The Daily Show. Ren & Stimpy. Venom ER. Animal Cops. Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Books:

Dante's Inferno.

Heroes:

Larry David. Jerry Seinfeld. George Costanza. Stanley Kubrick. JR Cash. R Lee Ermey. Matt Damon.