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Jerry

It's a show...about nothing...The official Jerry Seinfeld Myspace

About Me

I'm a thin, neat, single man as well as a comedian. My days consist of a good time spent at home or at monks and every night is another meaningless date. I'm a immature man of thought and laughter as my life revovles around three other individuals. I've worked pretty hard to get where I am today, but not really. Things always seem to roll my way. I know plenty of meaningless things, but it's those things that mean nothing that keep the world spinning.

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My Interests

Superman and Cereal

I'd like to meet:

Myself and Superman Seinfeld

Add to My Profile | More VideosLet us take a look back on the good times

Movies:

Schindlers list, Rochelle Rochelle, Prognosis Negative, Death Blow, Firestorm, Chunnel, Sack Lunch,Checkmate,The English Patient,Blame it on the rain, JFK

Television:

Melrose Place

Books:

Just Comic books

Heroes:

COSMO (borrowed from a comment left by a faithful fan Elisa)The Justice League

My Blog

Ultimate List of Seinfeld Quotes

A faithful fan Dmitriy has suggested that I compile a list of Seinfeld quotes on my page or in a blog...Send me your favortie quotes from Seinfeld through a message, a comment, or this blog...lets see...
Posted by Jerry on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

Michael's Apology

I fully stand behind Michael's apology because I know that he is sincerely sorry for what he did.  It was extremely inappropriate for the audience of The Late Show to laugh at Michael whole heart...
Posted by Jerry on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

Upcoming Shows

Event Date Venue Jerry Seinfeld April 7, 2006Friday, 7:00 PM Thomas Wolfe AuditoriumAsheville, NC Jerry Seinfeld April 7, 2006Friday, 9:30 PM Thomas Wolfe AuditoriumAsheville, NC Jerry Seinfe...
Posted by Jerry on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 03:03:00 PST

The Little Kicks

A memorable time -Jerry and Kramer walking down the street. Jerry is closest to the street. Kramer: I wouldn't walk over there. Jerry: Why not? Kramer: It's the most...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Politically Correct

Ya know, I don't get it. I'm not allowed to ask a Chinese person where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, somebody asks me which way is Israel, I do...
Posted by Jerry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST