Keith Hernandez - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey guys, it's Keith. Keith Hernandez. Some people know me as Keith, others as "Mex" and, still, others as simply "awesome." Without question, I'm one of the most influencial people in the history of sport.Throughout my playing career, I managed to garner 2 World Series championships, the 1979 NL MVP (suck it, Stargell), and perhaps most impressive, eleven (11) straight Gold Gloves at 1st base. Despite these credentials and a lifetime .300 average, the Hall of Fame commitee continues to shun me year after year. True, I never hit for power; I never needed to. I just left it all out on the field game after game. I was known for coming up with clutch RBI's and possess the all-time single season record for game-winning RBI's in a season. I continue to be a part of the baseball community by broadcasting Mets games every once in a while. My insightful, sometimes blunt, comments make me a prized commodity in the broadcasting profession. Some people, and by that I mean "women", are occasionally offended by my opinions. But that's ok, because we all know baseball is a man's game.But still, I'm not all about baseball. I love working out and playing basketball with the commoners in the New York Health Club. I'm really just like any normal guy, only better. I have my demons just like any other person. Admittingly, I was a regular cocaine user during my playing career. However, I have since come clean and now only use coke during my spare time. I can quit whenever I want to. People have tried to spread rumors about my personal demeanor. I've been accused of being a sexist and for spitting on fans. I would never waste my spit on fans and women just know that they want me.Some personal facts about me: I'm a huge American Civil War buff. I like to work the mental muscles as well. I'm well-read and articulate. I also like to collect exquisite pieces of antique furniture, including a solid, 3 inch marble coffee table and a huge sectional sofa. In addition to this, I like to move quite frequently. You know, change things up a bit. Because of this, I often ask random people to help me move, just to see if people will do it. It's quite entertaining really.I love interacting with the fans. I also like to have a good time. That probably doesn't come as a surprise to you. I love to smoke and drink lots of beer. If you're ever in New York City, make your way to Elaine's Night Club on the east side. I'm known to be there quite frequently. Thanks for being a fan.Hearts, Keith

My Interests

smoking, baseball, reminiscing about the 1986 playoffs, winning MVP's, asking people to help me move, movies, Civil War history, lavish furniture, hookers, cocaine, play-by-play, male supremacy, firm handshakes, Just For Men gel, the Mets

I'd like to meet:

Robert E. Lee, a woman worthy of my charm, Marv Albert::::::::THIS PAGE HAS, IN NO WAY, ANY AFFILIATION WITH THE REAL KEITH HERNANDEZ. IT IS MEANT AS BOTH A JOKE AND A TRIBUTE TO KEITH. KEITH HERNANDEZ HAS NO ASSOCIATION WITH THIS PAGE AND ANY VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE NOT NECCESSARILY THOSE OF KEITH HERNANDEZ::::::::::

Music:

Journey, Queen, Bay City Rollers, Devo, Simon and Garfunkel, INXS

Movies:

JFK, 61*, Goodfellas, Blow, The Other Side of Darkness

Television:

Sportscentury (I'm still waiting on mine), Project Runway, Seinfeld

Books:

Red Badge of Courage

Heroes:

Myself, Mookie Wilson, Abe Lincoln

My Blog

The Historic Collapse.

Hey fans, I've had a lot of people asking me what I think of the historic Mets collapse after leading the division by 7 1/2 games. What can I say, honestly? It made me a little sick, as I'm sure all o...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:44:00 PST

I’m Back

Hey fans, Keith here. Sorry about being gone so long. It's a combination of things, really. A lot of stuff going on in my life. First, it's been a fun summer following the Mets into the playoffs. With...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST

That Girl in the Dugout

You might remember that I was involved in a bit of controversy last season over some remarks I made about women. I still feel like the dugout is man's domain, but it turns out she was a liscensed ther...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:59:00 PST

First Pitch Thrilla

From mlb.com...Former New York Mets first baseman Keith Hernandez will find himself in an unfamiliar place on Monday, April 9th - on the pitcher's mound.Hernandez, who earned a record 11 consecutive G...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:45:00 PST

Keith's NCAA Tournament Projections

A lot of people come up to me on the street and ask me to help them fill out their brackets. I guess since I was awesome at baseball, people automatically think I'll be good at projecting college bask...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST

Spring Training Report

I've been down here for a few weeks, mingling with the players and fans and Columbian drug lords. It's been a real treat. Baseball is indeed back. Delgado's hurt. What's new? Other than that, I think ...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:44:00 PST

Hope Springs Eternal

It's that time of the year again, fans....time for pitchers and catchers to report. I remember the excitement of starting a brand new season, the smell of the dirt and grass, the Mets groupies that fo...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:04:00 PST

Hall of Fame voting

Well, the Hall of Fame commitee recently voted on 2007 inductions. And again, strange as it may seem, I was shunned. How can this be? I don't want to cry crack-discrimination, but it's starting to loo...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST

1986 Mets 20th Anniversery

I'd like to thank everyone who made this night truly special. The fans who stood up and gave me a thunderous ovation, my teammates who still bow at my feet, Darryl and Dwight for being essentially eve...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST

Keith's Fair and Balanced Playoff Predictions

Seeing as how I am one of the greatest baseball mind's in the sport's illustrious history, I figured I would give my fans a treat as I pick this year's playoff partcipant's and winners. Without furthe...
Posted by Keith Hernandez on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:16:00 PST