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George Costanza

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About Me

I'm nearing middle age and I still haven't outgrown the problems of puberty. Yet it takes me forever to have an orgasm. I went from having orgasms just like that to taking forever to have orgasms. You can do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I've never had a medium orgasm. I know less about women than any man who has ever lived. I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham. I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I'm good at. I come from a long line of quitters. My grandfather was a quitter, my father was a quitter. I was raised to give up. I'm a superb parallel parker and can masterfully bait a hook.I know Danny Tartabull, Derek Jeter, and Don Mattingly. Oh, Donny Baseball, what a character! I said to him, "Your swing, it just doesn't cut it for me, but if it works for you, then keep doing what you're doing." I don't use urinals. I'm a stall man. I take my shirt off when using the restroom. I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.I'm a quirky, funny, bald man. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Marissa Tomei, Jon Voight, a really tall woman, Fernando de Soto

My Blog

25 intimate questions with George Costanza

Name: George Louis CostanzaWhere were you born: Queens.What are your parents' names: Frank and EstelleDo you like art: I'm an art adorer. I adore art.If you could travel back in time and be any famous...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 15:27:00 GMT

The Jerk Store called...

I can't seem to find a lot of good pictures of myself. Somehow, random people sometimes send me a random picture of myself. I'm all like, "Hey, how did you get this?!" But really, I'm flattered.So I w...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 14:40:00 GMT

Morning Mist

Hopefully my new background color is aesthetically pleasing. It happens to be my favorite shade of blue--morning mist. Similar to my wardrobe, I choose my myspace color scheme based on my mood.Also, I...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:45:00 GMT

Ch-Ch-Changes

Thought I'd get hip and spruce up my profile. What exactly does it mean to spruce something up? To make it more tree-like? Anyway, enjoy the new colors and the new videos. If you dont' like them, just...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:09:00 GMT

30 Facts about me

30 unknown facts/secrets about me1. What does your MySpace name mean:It's my one true aspiration in life.2. Elaborate on your default photo:Eating with Jerry...didn't know someone was taking a PICTURE...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 15:08:00 GMT

funny conversation I had..

Jerry: So you feel 'women and children first' in this day and age is somewhat of an antiquated notion. George:To some degree.   Jerry: So, basically, it's every man, woman, child and invali...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 14:44:00 GMT

beat this...

I just passed up a lifetime of guilt-free sex. And floor seats to every event in Madison Square Garden. So please...a little respect--for I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 18:19:00 GMT