I'm Cosmo, but call me Kramer. You may also know me as Dr Martin Von Nostrand or H.E Pennypacker. I live in New York next to my good friend Jerry. You may have heard of him, he's a comedian, does that "Did you ever notice.." sort of routine. Very funny guy. I tend to live out his fridge but he doesn't mind. I spend a fair bit of time at the coffee shop. but if I'm not there I'm often doing something with Newman. Or Lopez, or Mickey (he's a little person), or my good friend Bob Sacremento.I used to work for H&H Bagles though I was on strike for 12 years until they rasied the pay. Then I had to strike again because they refused to acknowlege my right to celebrate new holidays, namely Festivus.Now I don't work... per say. I got my fingers in a lot of pies though. I had a book published: it was a coffee table book on coffee tables with fold out legs.Not all of my ideas are as succesful though. Kramerica Enterprises rubber bladder system didn't work very well... My running for presidency at a retirement community in Florida was ruined by some ineffecient hand held computers... Then there's the time I tried to help the fire department with some more direct routes... that didn't go down so well.I adopted a stretch of highway once, you'd have known it if you drove it. I kept it immaculate and even widened the lanes for extra comfort.I have plans to open a make your own pizza restaurant where people go in to a restaurant and then take ingredients they want to make their own pizza.If you want to know more you should read J Petermans biography; most of the stories in there are mine anyway.
