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About Me

My name is Elaine Benes. I live in Manhattan and work for the J. Peterman catalogue. Most of the time, I hang around with my friends Jerry, George and Kramer...even though I'm much smarter than them and could probably be hanging out with much more interesting people. I have an on-again, off-again relationship with my boyfriend, David Puddy. I like big salads, Peppermint Schnapps, muffin tops, Drake's Coffee Cakes, and Snapple.

My Interests

I love to dance and I've been told I'm quite good at it.

I'd like to meet:

John...F....Kennedy...Junior! Girls who still wear bras, Guys who are spongeworthy, Auto mechanics, trumpet players, wake-up call operators, matadors, bubble boys, Jersey Devils fans, Spongeworthy guys.

Music:

Mel Torme

Bette Midler

The Eagles

Movies:

Prognosis Negative, Sack Lunch, Chunnel, Whatever Vincent has on the shelf...except ''The English Patient''. That SUCKED!

Television:

I'm not into TV. Well, except maybe for Melrose Place and Merv Griffin.

Books:

Working at Pendant Publishing gave me a nervous tic, whenever I read books.

Heroes:

The guy who invented the sponge.

My Blog

STOP SPAMMING ME!

OK, sorry to shout, but I can't take it anymore! Whenever I go to approve comments, I have to deny and delete a ton of spam! Stupid ads, surveys, those phoney ''profile tracker'' things- which are mai...
Posted by Elaine on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:31:00 PST

This whole Michael Richards thing...sigh

First of all, for those who have trouble distinguishing reality from make-believe; Elaine, Jerry, George and Kramer are NOT REAL PEOPLE. They are CHARACTERS, from a TV show. Yes, they are played by re...
Posted by Elaine on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

Private Profiles- What's the deal?

Ever get a friend request and then when you go to see the profile, it's one of those private profiles, with no picture, plus you can't even read it, unless you're already a friend? Well, how are you s...
Posted by Elaine on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:02:00 PST

PLEASE READ-Friend Requests

While I'm flattered by the tons of requests I've been getting, I simply can't keep up! I don't log in every day and sometimes, when I do, I have over 16 pages of requests to muddle through! If you req...
Posted by Elaine on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:50:00 PST