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About Me

Name's Frank Costanza. I live with my Wife Estelle in Queens. My wife and I were briefly seperated for a time in late 1994. We eventually reconciled and got back together. She still causes me great stress though. Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say: "SERENITY NOW" The man on the tape wasn't specific but I like to yell it. And between you and me, I think I've got a foot odour problem. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I once met the reverend Son Yung Moon. He bought two Jesus statues from me. He's a hell of a nice guy. Ever see that face on him? Like a Big apple pie.

My Blog

Drugs

I  mistook  some marijuana for a cheaply made cigar the other day.I bought it from a man named pedro who said an old man like me needed a good time. I thought he looked a little suspect...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:14:00 GMT

Damn Outback!

Took Estelle to the Outback Restauraunt over the weekend. She's the one who suggested it. Me, I don't like it there. Between you and me I think the Didjeridu sound gives me the runs. So when we walk t...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:52:00 GMT