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Jerry Seinfeld

About Me

"According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

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Have you ever called someone up and you're disappointed when they answer the phone? You wanted the machine. And you're always kind of thrown off. You go, "Oh, I uh, I, I didn't know you were there, I just wanted to leave a message saying, 'Sorry I missed you'." What we have is two people who hate each other, don’t really ever wanna talk. But the phone machine is like this relationship respirator keeping these marginal, brain-dead relationships alive. And we all do it… why? So that when we come you can see that little flashing, red light. And you go, “All right messages.” You see, people need that. It is very important for human beings to feel they are popular and well-liked amongst a large group of people we don’t care for

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