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OK, Boy’s and Girls… After many complaints about the SPC MySpace site loading so slow , we finally decided to take off all the fuckin ’ slide shows. The above slideshow is more or less a mix of some of the highlights as of October 31, 2006.

BUT!!! BUTT!!! You can still check them out, if you give a FUCK!

Here’s The Fuckin’ Links to the SLIDES: (last updated December 29, 2006)

The June 30 th 2006 “FUCK! It’s Fuckin ’ Summer Party”, “July 4 th Mud Wrestling Party”, “Dead Baby’s Party” and Misc. CLICK HERE

Sometime in late August 2006 Seattle Party Crew Bar Hopping. Waid’s and Mulleady’s . CLICK HERE

Pirates and Mermaid’s Party, August 19 th 2006. CLICK HERE

Mindless Thuggs at the Blue Moon, August 24 th 2006. CLICK HERE

Exotic Underground Part 1 of 3 Party . Late September Dogs and Underground, September 9 th 2006. CLICK HERE

Exotic Underground Part 3 of 3 Party . GO LIKE HELL and others, September 22 nd 2006 CLICK HERE

Dragstrip Riot, Redneck Girlfriend, and GO LIKE HELL at Hell’s Kitchen September 30 th 2006. CLICK HERE

Vampire & Vixen’s Party, October 14 th 2006. CLICK HERE

The Paperboys at the Tractor Tavern, October 21 st 2006. CLICK HERE

Halloween Parties October 2006 CLICK HERE

Tugboat Jim’s Birthday with Dragstrip Riot & Redneck Girlfriend at Cowgirls Inc. November 8 th 2006. CLICK HERE

Cella’s Birthday Party at The Old Pequilar in Ballard. December 2, 2006. CLICK HERE

“Another Night Out”, Party at the Foundry in Ballard, photos from the Bit Saloon and an after hours party. December 9 th , 2006. CLICK HERE

Dragstrip Riot and Undercover II at El Corazon. December 15 th 2006. CLICK HERE

SEE THEM ALL. CLICK HERE

Check in often, we’ll be putting more slideshows up as crazy shit happens…

Also, you will notice that we took most the MOVIES off this page! FUCK!!! Don’t worry, you can just click the fuckin ’ link that says Vids up at the top left.


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Party Master Minds Tugboat Jim & Old Engine Adrian tend to plan up the biggest parties around. All stops pulled! With great help from the Seattle Party Crew , such as Genuine Jeff, Security Chris, Speedy Andy, Tes the Retard, The A-Hole, Cap’n Mike, Liam the Great, Mafia Dave, Biting Ash-hole, Jack Daniels and, last but not least, Sir Jim Beam.

"When is the next party?" That's what everyone keeps asking. Well... Let's see... What we suggest is either adding us as friends, keep an eye on the BLOG , and/or look for the latest bulletins of clues to where and when or just sit around at the local bars until you hear about it. Some of the places to hang out where you might catch an eye on what is happening is:

Mulleady's Irish Pub (Dave Mulleady can almost, and we say ALMOST, drink T.B.J. under the table)

The Old Pequliar (Don’t fuck with Dorothy, she’ll have you kicked to Bellingham if you cross her. That’s why we love her)

The Bit Saloon (maybe not for long, The Seattle Party Crew might be 86’d soon)… or we’ll just buy the joint, one of the two!

Lockspot ( O.E.A.’s hideout… opps ! T.B.J. was 86’d about nine years ago there, they forgot. Best fish and chips)

Hatties Hat (Well, it’s Hatties , That’s why!)

Central (As long as T.B.J. doesn’t get asked to leave too early)

Hell’s Kitchen (only blocks from O.E.A.’s growing up stomping grounds)

Jules Maes AND Nine Pound Hammer (Because fuckin ’ Georgetown ROCKS)

and/or most any dive bar in Seattle ...

Otherwise… You tell us! Cause we don’t fuckin ’ know!

We totally endorse the aforementioned places, but to not condone them, nor make them our excusive hang outs, or drink water at any of them… Just booze, baby!

Old Engine Adrian is back in town in force. Some of you A-Holes remember that he split to go do some shit up in AK and NY. Well guess what! He’s gotta do LA after the 21 st party. We are talking… get fucking wasted at the 21 st party, get even more fucked up until about 5am, hope out of the hot tub, grab his bags (which he brought to the party), jump into the cab that happened to be scheduled to show up, and go to the mo fo airport. WHY???? Well… That’s how we roll, bitches! Meanwhile, T.G.J. & O.E.A. are hitting up many different bars, venues, clubs and such, looking for more drunkards to join in on the…… Well, look at the blog and figure it out yourself, fo fuc sake!

And guess what! We are more then happy to whore our selves out to any worth, and we mean worth, event. SOOOOO! If we find you, you must be cool. If you find us, well then, you know what’s cool AND you may be cool, we’ll see. But!!! Remember!!! “DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK WE ARE? WE HOPE SO! BECAUSE WE DON’T!”

And don't forget... May the Fourth Be With You Party is going Bi-Coastal in '07. For those who know us close, if we can pull off anything, we can pull this one off! Details will follow soon, we promise! And they will! FUCK! We even got a God Damn Lear chartered for that one!

And for the near future... We will be making appearances at various parties, bars and scuz -bag halls here and there. Some will be posted on this site.

AND FOR FUCK SAKES! STOP PUSHING US IN THE CORNER LOOKING FOR AN AUTOGRAPH! PLEASE!!!! We ain’t that cool. Well maybe… But, T.B.J. likes it only when he’s plastered, but O.E.A. thinks that you should be signing an autograph for him. BUT!!!! Be for-warned… If you see one of us assholes with a camera, you can bet that when ever that shutter snaps and whatever the lens sees will be posted here, A-HOLES! AND…. AND….! FUCKIN’ KEEP DRUNK DAILING US! 206-3-FUCK-10


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PRANK CALL OUR HOTINE!

206-3-FUCK-10

Pictures? Well, we have a few... few million posted at our MSN website. So Click here!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Who do we want to meet?

Hmmmmmmmmmm !

If you have a good industrial or commercial venue for a party or are a rockin ' band or are a brewer who wants to help, send us an e-mail at [email protected]

The whole idea is to have fun and not piss too many people off. With this said, we think that each party should be at new locations.

Also, there have been sightings of Jim and/or Adrian at numerous other gatherings. Let us know if you think your party is worthy for us to come crash. Better have a hot tub, or at least some damn Whiskey (Jim Beam for Jim and Sir Jack Daniels for Adrian ).

If you want to be a part of the Seattle Party Crew , you’ll just have to show up at one of our parties and we’ll see if you are worthy.

You can always ADD US AS FRIENDS and keep in the loop on our party plans!

Don’t forget to PRANK CALL our Seattle Party Crew Hotline! We’ll be putting together a video with some of the better prank messages as sound to the video.

Call 206-3-FUCK-10 or 206-338-2510

Music:

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Jurassic 5, Les Claypool, Monster Crash, DJ Aten RA, Beta Theory, Primus, Pearl Jam, and anything that makes you jump up and down! The Paperboys

Movies:

I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! ..

Heroes:

Quality makers of fine booze products, such as, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Grey Goose, and, of course, Jager!!!

My Blog

IMPORTANT! DATE CHANGED for PARTY!!!

Yes Yes Yes, somehow, there was a big ass BOOBOO when the building was booked for this party, it got double booked.SOOOOO!!!!It's on the 10th of May!BE THERE!Also, if you are reading this and am wonde...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:34:00 PST

May The Fourth Be With You, On The Tenth! Party!!!

Yes Yes Yes!It's time for a big ass warehouse party!!!!Check out:http://www.myspace.com/maythefourthbwuAnd add as friends so you keep informed!Oh yeah, I've got my own little SpySpace page now too!htt...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST

Seattle Party Crew’s Drunk-o-Blog writer gets published!

Yes, Philip McCann, that's me, is bragging about my latest drunk ass venture.Check it out at:http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&fr iendID=4482480&blogID=373706140Also, I've got my o...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:03:00 PST

It’s time for a big ass birthday party!

Philip McCann here... Yes, you all haven't heard from me much lately. Well, my only excuse is I've been in rehab. But I'm all done with that now, so it's time to fuckin' PARTY! LET's Get DRUNKARD!!!!!...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:33:00 PST

Seattle SeaXXXXist, Here's how we voted

Hey, Look it! We want you to vote as follows:Go to Exotic Underground's site at myspace.com/exotic_underground and send them a message. Fuckin' Cut and Paste The FOLLOWING!!!!MUSICSEXXXIEST BAND OVERA...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:20:00 PST

Big Ass Show on 21st JULY 06! We want you all there!

It's only $5! And you get FOUR bands! One of the bands played at the very first Seattle Party Crew Party, MONSTER CRASH!Seattle Party Crew's Spiritual Advisor, The Good Reverend Balderdash, will be op...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

A Rare Interview with TBJ and OEA

Sooooo, I was out recently one night wondering around Ballard. I do this all the time, looking for a place to drink where this is funny ass shit going on. I gotta tell you, there wasn't a fuckin' thin...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

Anal Bleaching, PBR, Darts and Dumpsters (27 MAR 07)

Soooooooo, there is this article in this month's Exotic Underground Magazine about Anal Bleaching (by the way, The Seattle Party Crew fully endorses The Exotic Underground). To tell you the truth, we ...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

March 17, 2007 St Pattys Day with The Paperboys (w/pics)

..> ..>SOOOOO!!! It all starts out at an undisclosed location near the Showbox at about 7pm. Thugg Steve and I met up with a bunch of good pals for drinks and eats. It turns...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

March 16  Jet City Rollergirls Jello Wrestling (w/pics)

..>..>..> ..>Yes, The Seattle Party Crew did a little fuckin' partying up in the 425, Bitches! And, yes, the day before St. Patty's Day, the fuckin' Jello was green! And the fuckin' ...
Posted by The Seattle Party Crew on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST