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KNUCK

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About Me



IF I DON'T KNOW YOU I WON'T ADD YOU.
If you don't know me, there might be a reason for that. I sing lead vocals and play guitar for DragStrip Riot; the greatest thing to happen to Seattle since the fires. I'm your average good time sonovabitch who's just looking for the next excuse to say "I did WHAT?". Give me a fistful of anything and a dark room in the morning and I'm happy. Ever wonder what a life without drama is like? It's real simple; shut up and face forward while the cars crash in the rearview mirror. All I crave is good times with some decent people; people that know the meaning of respect. My life's a blast and I'm the fucking lighter and if you're along for the ride, pass me a smoke. It's not that I'm having so much fun, it's just that everyone else is having so little.
I don't need to meet any new morons... This world is full of 'em. So most friend requests will be rejected unless you inspire me to raise a glass, raise some hell, or lower my pants.

DO NOT USE THIS PROFILE TO BOOK SHOWS WITH DRAGSTRIP RIOT. Go to DRAGSTRIPRIOT.COM or our MYSPACE PAGE for booking.
Oh yeah, and if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", then you are far too stupid to be talking to me.

My Interests


Live shows
playing guitar
writing music
collecting guitars
plays
art shows
gluing stuff to other stuff
midget bowling
eating paste
Enumclaw horse ranches
random acts of annoyance...
not necessarily in that order!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone as cool as the following people

Music:



Bo Diddley
John Lee Hooker
The Hookers
JR Cash
Marty Robbins
Hollywood Fats
Sam & Dave
Judas Priest
AC/DC
Billy Lee Riley
Deadbolt
Christ On A Crutch
Nine Pound Hammer
Zeke
Beethoven
Motorhead
Jackie Wilson
DRI
Van Halen
Robert Johnson
Brothers Of Conquest
GBH
Joan Jett
The Cult
GG Allin
Twisted Sister
Danzig
Vivaldi
Faster Pussycat
Sam Cooke
New Bomb Turks
Social Distortion
Crazy Cavan
Bang Bang Bazooka
Gene Vincent
SOD
The Flaming Sideburns
Stray Cats
Suicidal Tendencies
Lee Rocker
Brian Setzer
Robert Johnson
MC5
Slim Cessna's Auto Club
Black Flag
Davie Allan & The Arrows
Bobby Womack
Charlie Patton
Blood For Blood
Samhain
Son House
Demented Are Go
Chuck Berry
Rose Tattoo
Steve Earle
The Sonics
Los Straitjackets
Velvet Underground
Los Olvidados
GG Allin
Exploited
Minor Threat
Detroit Cobras
Fear
Custom Made Scare
The Blasters
Blitz
Townes Van Zandt
Cryptic Slaughter
Hank III
The Faction
Drunk Injuns
New York Dolls
The Fabulous Wailers
Cab Calloway
Eddie Cochran
The Sex Pistols
The Cramps
Hillbilly Hellcats
High Noon
Fleshies
Hi Fi & The Roadburners
The Demons
The Dirtbombs
Otis Redding
Al Green
Iggy & The Stooges
Faith No More
Mr. Bungle
The Fathoms
Dick Dale
Howlin' Wolf
Public Enemy
Link Wray
Dion & The Belmonts
The Krewmen
Deadbolt
Derek & The Dominos
MOD
The Mummies
KISS
Tom Jones
The Cadillacs
The Maytals
Cock Sparrer
The Blood
Frankie & The Flames
Muddy Waters
The Misfits
Ministry
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Andre Williams
Louis Prima
Huey Lewis
Operation Ivy
Frank Sinatra
DRAGSTRIP RIOT...
Much more.

Movies:

Happiness
Foreign movies
Dramas
HATE action movies
Road Racers
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Better Off Dead
Summer School
Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!
Sorority Babes At The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama
Dark City
The Incident
Mr. T's "Be Somebody (Or Be Somebody's Foo')"
Vulgar
True Colors
It's Alive
The Warriors
Breakfast Club
Amelie
Night Of The Leapus
The Killer
They Live
Night Of The Creeps
Deathrace 2000
Return Of The Living Dead
The Delinquents
Chopper
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Super Size Me
Farenheit 911
Roger & Me
Bowling For Columbine
The Violent Years
The Howling
The Wanderers
Dawn Of The Dead
Laws Of Gravity
Dead Alive
Basket Case
Bad Taste
Friday The 13th
Wild Angels
Hellraiser (1 & 2 - the rest sucked ass)
Death Wish
Falling Down
The Thing
Christine
True Romance
Nosferatu
Eat The Rich...
Lots of crappy horror movies, psychotronic, comedies, REALLY bad b-movies, foreign films, dramas, the tape of your mom doing a goat, etc.

Television:

I only have a few:
Kids In The Hall
Small Wonder
Heroes
The Office (UK)
Saturday Night Live
The Young Ones
Surgery shows
America's Next Top Model (hilarious!)
War documentaries
Scrambled Playboy Channel
Arrested Development
Emergency Broadcast System Tests

Books:

Jim Goad
Conscientious Objections
Good Omens
Culture Wars
Hell's Angels
Neuromancer
120 Days of Sodom
1984
A Clockwork Orange
The Great Shark Hunt
Crime And Punishment
The Trial
The Stranger
The Ultimate Evil
American Psycho

Heroes:


Paul Kersey (Death Wish)
Marquis De Sade
Banksy
Andy Kaufman
David Lee Roth
Michael Moore
Bo Diddley
Vigilantes
The Guy That Invented Whoopee Cushions

My Blog

Chani now works for Hidden Hand in Fremont!

This is hot off the presses folks: Chani now works for Hidden Hand Tattoo in Fremont! Those of you who visited her old shop (who shall remain nameless) and thought that place was nice, wait until you ...
Posted by KNUCK on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

Dig this. (Bitch-Free Blog)

Lately I've spent so much time being pissed off at one craptastrophe after the next, defending myself from baseless rumors, defending my gal, battling with those that try to tear down, etc., that I've...
Posted by KNUCK on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:01:00 PST

Big news! Big news!

You're a fag.Ooooh. Zing!
Posted by KNUCK on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

Tickle Me Emo

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Posted by KNUCK on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:48:00 PST

See ya *UPDATE*

My car died today. Not like "it stalled"... More like exploded in a blast of steam as its life blood oozed slowly out of its guts. I sure did enjoy the freedom it offered me while it was here. I hadn'...
Posted by KNUCK on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:43:00 PST

The most evil prank ever!

This prank is just absolutely horrifying. This would ruin both my day and my pants. It's genius. I wish I thought of it. ...
Posted by KNUCK on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:27:00 PST

New Lyrics: "Dramatic"

First thing I've written in ages. Due to stress, busy schedule, and taking a while to record the album, it's been a while since I sat down and focused and tried to write a meaningful song. This hit me...
Posted by KNUCK on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:13:00 PST

Further to yesterdays rant (Im in a better mood)

So a lot of people misunderstood my intentions with my rant. You're confusing my anger with a contest, which was never the point. The point was this: I liken the inaction of people when it comes to h...
Posted by KNUCK on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST

not

Today I was irked to see that moments after posting a stupid movie quiz thing with [repost] in the title, a million of my friends did it and reposted it. But yesterday when I posted something for my f...
Posted by KNUCK on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST

Mothafukken Moore

An extreme lefty? Sure. The left wing version of Rush Limbaugh? Possibly (though I really think Al Franken takes that title). A loudmouth gasbag? Yes. But do I fucking love Michael Moore? You bet your...
Posted by KNUCK on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:01:00 PST