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Team Damnation

YOU CANNOT DENY THE INHERENT SASSINESS IN MY GENES.

About Me

I'm not as bad as you think. And yet, somehow, I'm much, much worse.

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My Interests

I am currently trying to hot glue cornflakes to my face in order to be more death metal.

I'd like to meet:

I don't like this question. I think it implies that the people I've met aren't "enough." Well, that's just not true. I've met some pretty fantastic people.But I'd also like to meet Simon Pegg and the people behind Black Sheep (not the Chris Farley one). So I guess you guys really weren't enough. Huh. Learn something new everyday.

Music:

I have found the soundtrack to my life, and it is the theme song from "Bosom Buddies." Who knew.

Movies:

I miss going to see movies. I tried making my own using flip books and duct tape, but it just wasn't the same.

Television:

I named mine Rosco. He's wily.

Books:

Authors I enjoy: Christopher Moore, Jasper Fforde, Jim Butcher, Laurell K Hamilton, Robert Rankin, Kim Harrison, David Eddings, Douglas Adams, Charlainne Harris, Kelly Armstrong, Matt Ruff, Neil Gaiman and so on and so forth. From the kids section: Tamora Pierce, J.K. Rowling, CS Lewis, Wrede, Riordan, Silverstein, blah blah blah. I'm a big geek. I read a lot. This list is very long. I can't read Steven King anymore, I don't care for Virginia Woolf on the whole, and I can't freaking stand Dickens. There. I said it. Screw you, Dickens!

Heroes:

My momma. Also, the inventor of NetFlix and the great worm god, Nigoth.

My Blog

Survey of Procrastination: Part 154

HOW YOU MET YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER: (because inquiring minds want to know.)1. Where did you meet?Probably at HoneyBear bakery, where I worked and Adam went to get his fix. Occasionally Devon and I wou...
Posted by Team Damnation on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

Bye, bye black bird.

For those of you who've known me awhile, and have ever been to my momma's house--we had to put L.S. down on wed. I just found out last night. She was old, yes, but that makes me no less sad. We will m...
Posted by Team Damnation on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST

These are a few of my favorite things...

A lot of people are talking about their best of '07. I have neither the attention span or the desire to think back that far. Instead I will list a few of my favorite things from the last 48 hours...
Posted by Team Damnation on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:51:00 PST

Good Reading

I've been looking into a lot of journals, trying to figure out where to send my crap. In my searchings I found one that was actually funny, and that I actually read now. Go figure. Go here and check i...
Posted by Team Damnation on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:03:00 PST

And this funny from Dev-tron

Just read and learn.http://www.cracked.com/article_15760_closeted-badasses -6-famous-wusses-that-would-own-you.html
Posted by Team Damnation on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST

Bollywood

So my roomie ben sent my this video. Here are the reasons why I would reccomend you watch it:1) I wish I could dance like that.2) Extreme color cordination.3) Sometimes, I'm not sure as to what is goi...
Posted by Team Damnation on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:44:00 PST

In which I am molested by a Karaoke host on bourbon st.

Today is my roomate Ben's birthday. Last night, we celebrated. First, we went to Handsome Willie's for Goldroom and listened to the fiction stylings of Danny (Danny--although I'm not sure as to whethe...
Posted by Team Damnation on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:05:00 PST

Best side effect ever

Until now the best side effect ever was anal leakage (from eating potato chips! mmm!)But it has been overthrown, at least I think so. The drug Mirapex, which is used for Parkinson's and Restless Leg S...
Posted by Team Damnation on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:57:00 PST

Fights youd pay 10 bucks and a kidney to see

First, follow link below to comic: http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k110/Princessladybug74/Get %20Fuzzy/bf15e91c.gif This comic made me think--what are other fights we'd love to see, if only in h...
Posted by Team Damnation on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:37:00 PST

Black Sheep

My roomate picked up a new movie from New Zealand--it's called Black Sheep and it's about killer were-sheep. No joke. And it is freaking AWESOME. And not so bad it's good awesome, like Jolly Roger: Ma...
Posted by Team Damnation on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST