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Joseph Christ

You guys were pouring beer on your dicks while the Hindenburg was going down in flames.

About Me

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"Joseph has intensity emanating from his mitochondria. He made me cry tonight just from a stupid myspace image comment! It's like he doesn't know how not to be on "11" all the damn time."
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"If we suppose thet an average mutation has only a mildly deleterious effect upon reproductive success and so persists for a hundred generations, an estimate of three new mutations per generation yeilds the depressing conclusion that the average newly conceived human bears three hundred mutations... No one completely escapes this mutational storm. But, we are not all equally subject to its force. Some of us are born with just one mutation of devastating effect where most of us are not. Who, then, are the mutants? There can be only one answer, and it is one that is consistent with our everyday experience of the normal and the pathological. We are all mutants. But some of us are more mutant than others."
- Mutants: On Genetic Variety and the Human Body
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"Feeling crazy has never really worried me. It is an occupational hazard and on some days I even get paid for it-"

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"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-Sir Winston Churchill
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"When I came back to Germany and I tried to hold all the investors together, they said to me 'How can you continue? Do you have the strength or the will or the enthusiasm?' and I said 'How can you ask this question? If I abandon this project I would be a man without dreams. And I don't want to live like that.'"
-Werner Herzog

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"Democracy brings governance to its lowest common denominator."
-Aliester Crowley
*"Build a fire for a man and he's warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."

Going through life with all the grace of a wrecking ball

My Interests

Artistic endeavors of the truly damaged. Social experimentation and general God-Form butchery. Working on mechanics both in cars and my own machinary, deep religious study, running around going insane, experimenting with the world, making music, making sounds, driving fast, motorcycles, leather, driving around the desert searching for gas and getting caught up in thunderdome, working out, insomnia, reading, falling down, writing, learning, tasting, feeling, scars, piercings, inky flesh, I'm amazed by people, they make me feel like an alien.

I'd like to meet:



People who can survive an apocalypse.
People who are Combat Ready.
Boom.

Music:

Its a mixture of anything from Classical to Electrical. Misfits to Mauve...but especially....Colder thy Kiss, Vast, Sex Pistols, Craig Armstrong, Agnostic Front, Pre-Rollins Black Flag, Carnivore, Crass, Mike Patton, William Shatner, Gustavo santaolalla, Fear Factory, Iggy Pop, LOA, Nick Cave, 5F55, My Dying Bride, Sinead O'Connor, The Cranberries, FEAR, Type O, Samhain, The Sick (rip), Carmilla's Dress,Android Lust, AFI, Anorexia Nervosa, Deicide, Fantomas, Empire Hideous, The Smiths

Movies:

Warner Herzog, Gummo, Even Dwarves Started Small, Tetsuo, The Holy Mountain, Solaris, Aguirre: the wrath of god, etc...etc...etc...

Books:


Gummo: The most beautiful movie ever made.

Heroes:

The Evil Knievel Freedom Eagle!

My Blog

The Official Britney Spears Suicide Betting Pool

COME ONE COME ALL. WIN MARVELOUS PRISES* This is the Official Britney Spears Suicide Betting Pool.  Just today Spears lost custody of her children (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/01/sp...
Posted by Joseph Christ on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:03:00 PST

Dear Humanity: Youre in my way.

Dear Humanity: You're in my way. During reflection it occurred to me that there is one central theme that best describes my relationship with the human race in totality.  It is one that peppers a...
Posted by Joseph Christ on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:14:00 PST

Just some lyrics. THEY RISE

THEY RISEShe was a black eyed beautywith a gun in her hand...and an end-times look of dispair.River-city Reeds crushed under her feetAnd the dead falling from her stare.Down in the streetsWhere they s...
Posted by Joseph Christ on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST

The fruits of endeavor: Demon Dance

Seeing as this is not an "official release"  (can anything we do count as official?) I thought this would be a good place to give some of you a sneak peak at the current version of Demon Dance t...
Posted by Joseph Christ on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:12:00 PST

Living on a thin line,

All the stories have been told Of kings and days of old, But there's no England now. All the wars that were won and lost Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore. All the lies we were told...
Posted by Joseph Christ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

Bury the Hatchet.

Seth and I have been busy as fuck getting the "THE THEM' record done.  Here's a quick sample (non-official of course).  This is our first really good mix, some vocal tweaks have been made si...
Posted by Joseph Christ on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

Drag you Down

Drag you down  Deep down, beneath your liesAre the seeds for something dead that yearns to riseAnd it strikes inside the only wayTwo parts VodkaTwo parts fearAnd shook with rage. ...
Posted by Joseph Christ on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:47:00 PST

Always keep the engine full.

Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real...
Posted by Joseph Christ on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:02:00 PST