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Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris

Can you rape me of all that is decent... please? How's wednesday?

About Me

Let's see... I am easy goin', fun lovin', take life as it come kinda person. I belive that life should be taken seriously to a point, but not to far. You normaly can find me out checking out bands, dancing, drinking or what ever the night may bring. I was feeling a little retarded for a few years so I got back in to reading again (the only pictures are on the cover). I plan on teaching my self to play the gitfiddle and pianna sometime soon. Very very very amature phothog. I love being behind a camera. Getting together with friends new and old is what I love the most. I have a new found obsession with masks. Not exactly sure where that comes from, but I like 'em. I have never been to Europe but am trying to figure a way to get there this summer possibly. I like teasing mormorons 'cause they don't want me in thier church.Oh and clowns are only funny when they are on fire or being raped (sorry Holly, I still luv ya)[LOVEMYFLASH]
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My Interests

holy hand grenades, music, boozing, dancing, sex, spare change, zombies, ninjas, horror movies, animals, video games, goth girls, kissing, goth girls kissing,naked time, naked time with goth girls, sleeping, aliens, photography,live music, laughing at emo hipster sceensters, conspiracy theroies, hanging out with my friends on Sunday nights,Monday night dinners with my friends, evil comic books, thumb wrestling, masks, blasphemy, and a whole bunch of other stuff that'll rot your mind.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever can stand me and my friends jackassery! Bring it fools.

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Music:

My own music(thought you knew), Slayer, Ministry, Outkast, Autonomadic, Deftones, Spook the Horse, The Postal Service, Chemical Brothers, Tool, Gwar, Mogwai, Janes Addiction, Testament, Cannible Corpse, Slop Shot, Tregenza, Pantera, Lords of Acid, Lamb of God, Ottmar Liebert, Faith No More, Natlie Merchan, Tori Amos, Prong, BT, Smashing Pumpkins Metallica (before the black album), Devil Driver, Fear Factory, Bill Withers, Barry White, Teddy Pendergrass?, Megadeth, Bjork, Anthrax, Nuclear Asault, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Machines of Loving grace, NIN, Bolt Thrower, DJ Shadow, Natalie Merchant, Lamb, Messhuggua, Miss Solar System, The Them.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, any zombie flick, Aliens, Donnie Darko, LoTR series, Big Fish, Run Lola Run, Sliding Doors, Dune, Rocky Horror, Say Anything, Singles, House of a 1000 Corpses.

Television:

Just rediscoverd the joy of cable tv. I LOVE SCIENCE CHANNELS!.

Books:

White Rabbit, The Biggest Secret, Upon a Pale Horse , Anyhing David Sedaris writes. Chuck Palahniuk, Clive Barker. (do comics count).

Heroes:

Cash the bartender is the greatest man alive!!!, Mustakrakish, D.I.Y., Brian Labrecque

My Blog

If you are easily offended, don’t even bother...

What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina?Only some retarded things come out of her vagina.
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:20:00 PST

Who ever...

Came up with the idea to have women walk around in short shorts and high heels, I just wanna say thank you!
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:33:00 PST

Have you ever...

Have you ever died in your dreams? Until last night I never have. It was odd to actually dream about this shitty year I've had so far and people in real life who were involved in said year be replaced...
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:27:00 PST

Hello!

 I just wanted to see how all ya'll are doin! Have a kick ass day!...
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:08:00 PST

I love the Townes Van Zandt version of the song.

Dead Roses       And when you're sitting thereIn your silk upholstered chairTalking to some rich folks that you knowWell I hope you won't see meIn my ragged companyYou know I could neve...
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST

So I got a thing for wierd animals. So what.

So my last red lobster died. I wanted to get a scorpion but the office manger gave me a hefty fuck no. So I decided to get crabs. Ok not crabs. It's called a Patriot Crab. Just one. I can still carry ...
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:47:00 PST

He should have killed me but he didn’t

I'm not sure why he didn't, but I'm really happy he chose not to. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  I was still in junior high when one day my dad really ...
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:54:00 PST

The man in me

by Bob DylanThe man in me will do nearly any task,And as for compensation, there's little he would ask.Take a woman like youTo get through to the man in me.Storm clouds are raging all around my door,I...
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:43:00 PST

nothing

Crystalis   Dangle there before me while you change I promise share you I will not share your lies Let me peek inside, just a bit I promise I won't tell your secrets Show me what you want I prom...
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:31:00 PST

the middle one

*finger*
Posted by Incognegro/ The Anti-Chris on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST