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About Me

Mad Scientist. Mechanic. Artist. Freak. Doofus. Geek. Super Genius. Loon. Weirdo. These words have all been used to describe me at least once.
I have a very small, close circle of really good friends, whom I love. I also love my alone time and can be hard to pin down. I have a great circle of wonderful acquaintances that I adore. I suck at keeping in touch with people. My Space makes human interactions less painful, and allows me to minimize drama.
I like people who appreciate me the way I am. I'm flawed, and I don't care. If I did care, I'd ask for your opinion. So, if you don't like me, shut the hell up and leave me alone. Anyone seeking to drag me into a drama-fest can cram it. Those of you who do like me, wonderful oddballs that you are, thanks!
Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze Mr. Freeze 82% Mystique 69% Apocalypse 60% Venom 58% Magneto 57% The Joker 53% Lex Luthor 50% Poison Ivy 50% Dr. Doom 47% Dark Phoenix 46% Green Goblin 45% Riddler 40% Catwoman 38% Juggernaut 33% Kingpin 33% Two-Face 25% You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.
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Your Career Type: Investigative
You are precise, scientific, and intellectual.
Your talents lie in understanding and solving math and science problems.
You would make an excellent:
Architect - Biologist - Chemist
Dentist - Electrical Technician - Industrial Hygienist - Mad Scientist - Mathematician
Medical Technician - Meteorologist - Pharmacist
Physician - Surveyor - Veterinarian
The worst career options for your are enterprising careers, like lawyer or real estate agent. What's Your Ideal Career?

My Interests

Old music on 78 records. Other music that's not country, western, country and western, heavy metal, wimpy, or sucky. Accordion playing. Car repairs. Home and garden projects. Researching evil genius plans. Making stuff. Productivity. Rock climbing. Costuming. Burning Man. Collecting broken antique electronic gizmos. Wading at the beach, squeezing squishy little animals in tidal pools. Hiking around my neighborhood. Taking pictures. Sharing. Reading. Teaching. Snuggling. Thinking. Dancing.

I'd like to meet:

Socially skilled loners. Oddballs with good personalities. Creators. Collaborators. Individuals.

Domestic House Cows (DHC) are not appreciated here. DHCs will be shot and eaten. If you want to be "part of the herd" you are looking at the wrong profile. Find a tall building and jump off of it with 100 of your best friends.

No, I'm NOT bitter.

Music:

Thomas Dolby. Hungarian/Russian/Eastern European/Middle Eastern folk music. Kraftwerk. Gary Numan. Mozart. Bjork. Wagner. "Old timey" music. Disco. Jazz. Blues. Hardcore techno. Industrial music. Power noise (the melodic variety). Punk. The list goes on. Variety is important.

Movies:

O Brother Where Art Thou? The Shining. Alien 3. The Hitcher. Dudes. Zoolander. Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. Mystery Men. The 40 Year Old Virgin. Silent Hill. Everything is Illuminated. Bladerunner. V for Vendetta. Domino. Nacho Libre. My Cousin Vinny. Shaun of the Dead. etc.

Television:

I don't watch it. I have better things to do with my time (see interests).

Books:

Geek Love. Snow Crash. Fahrenheit 451. A Canticle for Liebowitz. Urban Tribes. Quirkyalones. Haunted. Lichens of North America. Voluptuous Panic. Walden. Chemical Engineers Handbook. Why Things don't Fall Through the Floor. Lots of reference books. Field guides to stuff.

Heroes:

My Mom. My friend Patti. FDR. My Dad. That guy who got shot in the face by VP Cheney.

I edited my profile at MySpaceSupport.com , check out these Myspace Layouts !

My Blog

FUCKING KLEENEX!!!

You swear you check all your pockets before you do the laundry. Then, before you know it, BLAM! There's fucking Kleenex stuck all over your underpants and socks. FUCKING KLEENEX.
Posted by Mad Maxine on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:24:00 PST

On the baby-fication of Americans

Just a thought before I go to bed. I know that I've noticed a significant difference in the facial bone structure between Americans and Europeans. And I'm sure I've talked about this before. Note: I'm...
Posted by Mad Maxine on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:06:00 PST

On handshakes

I can't believe there are still people out there who don't know how to shake hands properly. I met these two nerds last night and when they shook hands it was like they handed me a dead fish, tail fir...
Posted by Mad Maxine on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:39:00 PST

Honesty

Alright. I've been told I'm too honest - like that's a bad thing. So here's the deal, people: If you can't handle someone telling you what they think, then you need to stay the hell away from me, beca...
Posted by Mad Maxine on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:34:00 PST

Mouse Balls

Boy. When you clean out your mouse, it really works better.
Posted by Mad Maxine on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 08:20:00 PST

Woo hoo!

I finally grew some balls and ordered a pair of New Rock boots. Fuckin. A....
Posted by Mad Maxine on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:18:00 PST

The Joys of Christmas

Ah, Christmas. It's NOT a fucking winter wonderland in Seattle. The grass is green, the trees are bare, and the snow lasted for 1 hour and then melted into slushy puddles. I spend a few minutes with p...
Posted by Mad Maxine on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:20:00 PST

Do you ever wonder?

Why is it that some people just can't let go? I'm so tired of the same old shit over and over again. No wonder people go insane.
Posted by Mad Maxine on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:43:00 PST

Joys of Homeownership (and dogs)

All I can say is BUH. So, I'm building a fenced front yard so my dog can run around and be an unfettered idiot (I mean that in a good way). I have the front yard pickets installed from my neighbor's f...
Posted by Mad Maxine on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:51:00 PST

Driving Lessons

Okay you fucking fucks. Here's how it works. You get in your car, you follow the rules, and everyone gets where they're trying to go on time. This would be my ideal world, where PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO FUC...
Posted by Mad Maxine on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST