I like to watch paint dry, stare at dogs licking themselves for hours, Wait for the sun to disapppear, watch bubbles rise in a glass of beer just before I kill it, cut my own hair, watch some porn, sometimes not well....watch the human race and its daily activities.
I'd like to meet:
Interesting people, I'll even say those of you not socially accepted I could meet you. What would it hurt? Meeting though is more than "add to friends" I have to see you taste you know you want you smell you maybe even lick you. Fuck, I'm a damn monkey what do you expect? Its not something everyone knows but we do not like bananas. Its like the santa and holiday thing they just go together? HELL NO they don't! So don't offer up your banana and expect me to come runnin'. I have been out of the zoo for sometime now, YA HEARD MAH!!! Who else? Oh I could go for some celebs, monkeys and famous people go great together! I think its cause we don't get star struck and look bad ass in tuxedos.ANY OTHER MONKIES THAT CAN DO THIS SHIT, AND MAKE IT JUST AS DAMN PURDY.....
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Music:
Anything BUT country.....Although just about everytime I do go out its to a country bar. I'll have to fix that.
Movies:
Heat,The Ref, Dumb & Dumber, Traffic, Blow, Jenna & Breanna, Slow & The Stupid, Breakfast Club, Space Balls, Fight Club, Snatch, Vegas Vacation, Payback, Old school, Wet Hot American Summer, Boondock Saints, Training Day, The Big Lebowski, Evil Dead, Reservoir Dogs.
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Television:
nothing else but PEOPLES COURT.
I do like other shows but lets say for example you find yourself watching "CRIBS" or "THE FABOULUS LIFE". Fuck ! I just want to shoot myself, I have made a living but what the fuck!? So then I have to watch something else to make me not pull the trigger, lets just say like "COPS" or the ex public servant of Ohio "JERRY SPRINGER" Then just make a day of it and get you some "JUDGE JUDY" peeing on legs and what not. Then shit we might miss some of that "SIMON & SIMON" or "MOONLIGHTING" reruns. Then before you know it its dinner time and you managed to waste yet another day of your life. I fucking hate TV!WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY MONKEY??!
Books:
Us primates As a HoLe HaVe DeciDeD We WiLl Not bE a reAdIng cuLTUre. HaVe yOu EvEr SeeN oNe Of uS HAve a bOOk in oUR hanDs ThAt wAs wRiTe siDe Up? It Was a DecIsIon MaDe foUr ThE BeTteRment Of oUr SocItEe
DON'T DRIVE ANGRY!!
Heroes:
I am my own hero. If you have done something extraordinary let me know. I'll tell you whether its applicable for hero status...
