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There's something about Marcus

You Got to Get Through What You've Got to Go Through to Get What You Want, But You Got to Know What

About Me


I kick ass... The victims on the trail of broken hearts surely can attest to that along with my partners in crime who have been along for the fun ride with me here on planet Earth.
I am Relentless, Passionate, Stubborn & Fiercely Loyal for WHO & WHAT I believe in... If WW III breaks out, you'll probably want me on your side. I'm the kind of guy that puts out fires as much as I start them, and I'm always the catalyst for a good time and a bad hangover. I define myself by my actions. I'm the type of guy who doesn't think the glass is half-full or half-empty... I think the glass is too big!

My Interests

Guitars, Music (and the musically inclined), High Yield Investments, Tater-Tots, Reading Biographies, Bad Game Shows, Hula-Hoops, Sunflower Seeds, Stolichnaya, Pinball Machines, Sports Memorabilia, Buffalo Wings, Remodeling my kick-ass Townhome, BBQing & Smoking Red Meat, Metal Sludge, Smelling Bacon, Teriyaki, Cold-ass Beer, Baja Seafood (lobster/shrimp buckets) & Sushi before I became allergic!, College Football (Go Cougs!), Puppies, Stand-Up Comedy, Nude Skydiving, Nude Horseback Riding, Nude Rock Climbing, Nude Kite Flying, Nude Window Washing, Nude Ghost Hunting, Nude Archery, Nude Wine Tasting, Nude Air Guitar, Nude Pottery and Nude Rollerblading.

I'd like to meet:

The Heroes that I haven't... see the list below.

Create your own Friend Quiz here

David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling
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The Wildhearts - The New Flesh
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Music:

The Wildhearts, NWA, Band of Horses, The Used, Drain STH, Journey, Strapping Young Lad, Pink Floyd, The Highwaymen, The Cult, Vivaldi, Faith No More, Loudness, NIN, Deep Purple, Easy-E, AC/DC, Frank Zappa, Saigon Kick, Turbonegro, Kajagoogoo, Judas 'fucking' Priest, Tchaikovsky, Gunther, Roger Waters, KISS, Venom, Silverginger 5, Savatage, Too Short, (old) Van Halen, Rick James, Manowar, Amherst, Yngwie J Malmsteen, Queen, Black Sabbath, Sublime, Slightly Stoopid, Nashville Pussy, the Commodores, Alice Cooper, DragStrip Riot, 11 Oz., Sick Sense, Black Sabbath, The Used, Tigertailz, Kool and the Gang, Johnny Cash, Type O Negative, Ted Nugent, Venom, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Hanoi Rocks, KC and the Sunshine Band and Les Claypool's Frog Brigade

Movies:

Vision Quest, Legends of the Palouse (Trilogy), Baseketball, Badder Santa, Beerfest, Freddie Got Fingered, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Mean Streets, Goat Love (part 6), Weird Science, Wall Street, Boiler Room, Casino, Friday Night Lights, Waiting, Eyes Wide Shut, Scarface, The Godfather (Trilogy), Devil's Advocate, The Devil Wears Prada, Goodfellas, Braveheart, Alien, Pacific Heights, White Boyz, Hoop Dreams, Jackass 1 & 2, Office Space, Full Metal Jacket, The Lion King, Band of Brothers, Millers Crossing, Animal House, Christmas Story, We are Marshall, Revenge of the Nerds, Dumb and Dumber... or any movie that has Hulk Hogan as a main character!

Television:

Sportscenter, The Soprano's, Entourage, Let's Make a Deal, Joker's Wild, Press your Luck, The Price is Right, Taxicab Confessions, the Amazing Race, Intervention, Behind the Music (Lynyrd Skynyrd is the BEST one!), Sledgehammer, Flip this House, Rock of Love, Cheaters, Cops, LOST, Diff'rent Strokes, Extreme Makeover, I Love New York 2, Scott Baio is 45 and Single, Jackass, Lawrence Welk Show.

Books:

Napalm and Silly Putty, The Dirt, Monster, The Millionaire Next Door, No one here gets out Alive, Alice Cooper: Golf Monster, Gentlemen's guide to the Golden Age of Blowjobs, Rich Dad Poor Dad, The Sociopath Next Door, Simple Inevitable Wealth, How to Make Love like a Porn Star, the Game, Black Diamond Parts 1 &2, Off the Rails, When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops?, The Outsiders, Where the Red Fern Grows.

Heroes:

Myself, Justin Timberlake, David Lee Roth, Han Solo, George Carlin, Ginger, Gene Simmons, Al Pacino, Lemmy (Ian Frasier) Kilmister, Neil Strauss, Winston Churchill, Freddie Mercury, Edward Van Halen, Ted Williams, Mike Utley, Tony Soprano, Devin Townsend, Donald Trump, Roger Waters, Drew Bledsoe, and anyone who is TRUE TO THEMSELVES & has the fighting spirit of a REAL Entrepreneur in life! Don't imitate... INNOVATE!

My Blog

"The Eastside is full of snobs!"

"The eastside is full of snobs!"   -- I hear this from them Seattle folk all the time. Belltown is 10 times more snobby, pretentious, thug-ridden, phoney and fake than ANYWHERE on the E...
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:50:00 PST

Double Secret Probation!!!

What the heck... so I go out and buy the "fancy ass" re-release of one of my favorite comedy's of all time, Animal House. I even have a framed poster of the movie autographed by 'Flounder,' yeah; I kn...
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:03:00 PST

Done!

That's it bitch (Dave Chappelle style)!!! ...Been 3 months since I've had a ciggarette after smoking for 12 years. I not only feel better, I smell better... no one wants to be the smelly kid anyways! ...
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

I tried to add myself...

... as a friend but myspace would not let me. Rats!
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 08:23:00 PST

I hope your home floats away!

I'm tired of hearing on the TV news about these idiots who build their home next to a river that EVERY FUCKING YEAR OVERFLOWS!!! Here's an idea... DON'T build your fucking home whe...
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:06:00 PST

Are you in a band?

Let me fucking clarify already..! An actual good band??? If you're in a band and want to be my 'friend' please don't suck ass. I'm tired of these fucking dickless bands who somehow believe ...
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST

I love Seattle Seahawk Bandwagon fans!

Where were you in 1992? 1995? 1981? 1977? 2001? Where were you just last week? Seems like many didn't even know (or gave a hoot) that there was an NFL team here in Seatle until about 20 minutes ago. M...
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:17:00 PST

Seventh Son of a Seventh Son

This album by Iron Maiden is great... I just got it as a CD enhanced version and never really realized how frikkin' incredible of an album it truly is!
Posted by There's something about Marcus on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:52:00 PST