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YOU WANNA BE OUR FREIND, CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:1. You are over 182. You are NOT a stalker, (F.Y.I.: I am the publisher, a guy, not one of the hot babes you see on the cover dumbass!)3. you aren't one of those social retards that tries to add as many friends as you can get to make up for the fact that you have none in real life.4. I actually check out each person that requests to be added, and usually only add 1 outta 2 of them.5. Your page is not so fucking cluttered with "pimped out" bullshit that I cant even look at it without my head exploding.6. You are a NorthWest Resident, unless you are using this for marketing, just as I am. No offense to the rest of the world, but i try to keep this localized, so when im promoting my events, I'm not inviting people from Bumfuck Egypt that will never show up anyway.If you really really really won't be able to go on with life unless I add you, send me an email and explain why.YOU WANNA STAY OUR FRIEND, CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:1. You dont leave comments on our page that are blatant attempts at self promotion with enormous pictures. If I see the words, "just showing some love" you will not only be deleted but blocked.2. You dont send "chain" or "train" bulletins.
Models, Photographers, Musicians, Artists, Writers and anyone else who thinks they might have something interesting to bring to the magazine. Submissions for editorial/reviews may be sent to Exotic Underground Magazine 2440 4th Avenue. Ste. 131 Seattle, Washington 98121. Direct email: [email protected]
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Sopranos, Fear Factor, SouthPark, Mad TV, Curb your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, X Files, Nip Tuck (Porn with a scalpel), and I hate to admit, but I have fallen victim to several reality TV shows, not the gay sappy ones, the ones that usually involve some complete prick ruining other peoples lives, like Survivor, The Apprentice, Hells Kitchen, or Surreal Life.
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Playboy, Maxim, FHM, Stuff, Vice, for light reads (and of course Underground Magazine!)....when more involved...how about Anne Rice, Steven King, Clive Barker, Dean Koontz, Hunter S. Fuckin Thompson and some rock biographies.
Hugh Hefner, Hunter S Thompson, Frank Miller, Quentin Tarentino, Robert Rodriguez, Olivia De Berardinis, Pamela Anderson, Betty Page, anyone who's ever fucked Pamela Anderson or Betty Page (except Kid Rock)