NOTICE : The Hoff is very selective, even though he wants to add so many of his loyal obsessive fans, he does however need to uphold his uncompromising stature. Only special fans will be granted access to his realm of knowledge & self love adoration. strong
To all my friends, welcome!
Ladies, I will start loving you soon. xxx.
This is a true life encounter and insightful look into the everyday life of The Hoff, he is also known as Time magazine's "Man of the Year"
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Interviewed & Published by Judy Jackson - Time Magazine
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Day 2 - "Man on a mission"
Hoff opens his door and hears the sound of female playful cheering. This intrigues him. The sound is coming from the backyard, right next to his golf course. A decision is made to inspect as he collectively strides over whistling 'Born to Wild'. Beautiful people laughing in his estate is not an uncommon experience. A rush of excitement comes over him as he sees his very own sponsored Swedish female volleyball team, play fighting in the heated pool. The whole team is out to impress, as they wear 'The Hoff is Boss' bikini bottoms. He smirks as he recalls the effects caused by the underwater sound system. "Good vibrations" he thinks to himself. But it's no time to play as he's a badass on a kickass mission!
On his way to the superstyle kickass automobile he gets stopped by another team of groupies. They recognised his presence by the sound of his badass boots and irresistible sent of passion (Hoffsteen 1985 - Lure woman, for real men) Pleading for his undeserved attention, they request a bouncing competition on the trampoline as they pull on his huge silver belt buckle. Hoffsteen resists with the remark "Wait here for daddy to come home" however still takes a 20 minute break before moving on.
*fast forward*
Now in his car, the V8 beast is awaken. It's purrs like a lion on heat. The tape deck is turned on, already tuned to funk. His car has an expensive smell to it, a mix of leather upholstery and chocolate essence. The Hoff has another panic attack as he realises he is just too good looking, spotting himself in the rear view mirror. Calming himself, he switches to action mode."Hoffsteen! Youre a freight train on speed about to crush a bunny on the rails" He reconfirms getting ready for some ass kicking....