Spratt [STJRJR] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm 23, and I feel like it's a good age. I'm just trying to keep in mind that the older you get, the more people respect your opinions - or so they say. But then again, I've always said that the gentlemen get more distinguished with age, and the ladies get more haggard.Oh, and as you can see from my pictures here, I'm fucking Zoolander baby - there is only one look, and that look is Magnum (well, somewhat like Magnum, but without superpowers).My Henchman name, as bestowed upon me by the one true Skeletor is Kiwitroniumizzlor. Word. MyGen Profile GeneratorAnd also I like stockings:
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My Interests

Reading and writing, music and friends, drinking and smoking. Oh, and Vibration Training. And marmalade on toast. And Tasmanian Devils. All the Tasmanian Devils. They're GRRRRRRRRREAT!

I'd like to meet:

They're all dead - s'pose that's why I'm not too afraid of dying! Johnny Cash, that's for damn sure. I read in an interview with Joaquin Phoenix that when he met Cash before he was chosen to play him in "Walk the Line", he said "I love your work, especially in that movie 'Gladiator' - I loved it when you said [the thing about the kid crying like a girl when they killed him and the wife moaning like a whore when they "ravaged" her]." Phoenix said this was just after Cash and his wife had been singing Praise and Worship songs at the dinner table. How could you not want to sit down and have a chat with someone that extreme?Also, I'd like to meet bats like Bitty Bit:

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Music:

D'Angelo, Talib Kweli, I love the new Arctic Monkeys (good on you SkeeterBot) and anything that's interesting really. Bit of Peaches, bit of Lady Sovereign, bit of Yeah Yeah Yeahs... But then some old cool stuff - just anything good, I guess. Oh, and of course, Whitney. And Mariah - old, pre-Heartbreaker mainly (it's my not so secret shame).

Movies:

Fight Club! It's my favourite! The Graduate, Reality Bites (I know... But it's my best hungover emo movie!), Howl's Moving Castle... God, do you really want me to keep going? I love the filims.

Television:

Lost! I'm so addicted. CSI - Gris and the team and Horatio. Not New York. Boston Legal: Denny Crane baby! Oh, and my most favourite show of all time: AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! And reppin' NZ, Outrageous Fortune. Oh, and also, my idol and yours: MARTHA.

Books:

Homeboy by Seth Morgan. And I hate to say it, but Iceberg Slim's Pimp. Arcadia by Tom Stoppard (it's a play, but it's frickin' mean and it comes in book form so it counts). How to Win at Poker by Jeff Rubens - a compelling read. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: A Novel by Jonathan Safran Foer. It's my new favourite book of all time. Also both Vice books - the DOs and DON'Ts book and the Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll. I love books.

Heroes:

Peaches! Ha! I'd love to just rock a beard and everybody still want a piece of my slice. Martha Stewart. Karyn Hay - media personality and established writer and married a rock star and is even from New Zealand. Oskar Schell - I don't care if he's fictional. Great Spratt. Great Times.

My Blog

Yuck Coffee Makes for Dark Days

So I made everyone at work (which today is 5 people) a coffee this morning, and when it got to my own cup the coffee was gone and all that was left was grounds, like a muddy reminder that I am cr...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST

The Big 'Uns

New Year's Resolutions: 1. Floss more dilligently. 2. Change to whitening toothpaste even though we get not-whitening for free, because I am vain. 3. Learn to fucking drive. This is getting ridiculous...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST

This is Hardcore

You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remember that one guy who was hiking alone and got...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST

I Wanna, I Wanna, I Wanna

So my new Profile Song is Down Time, right? And you know what? I LOVE that song. It's one of my favourite New Zealand pop songs ever. So I'm rejecting this concept that you have to have a "cool" profi...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:14:00 PST

Strip Show, Yo

I just did a quiz on blogthings.com, and guess what! My stripper song is 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' by Def Leppard! I never would have thought to use that as a signature track, but it's perfect! And all...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST

It's Really Not About You, It's Really All About Me-ee...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Rebecca Spratt Birthday: June 30, 1983 Birthplace: Auckland, New Zealand Current Location: Work Eye Color: Green-Grey Hair Color: Blonde Height: 5...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:21:00 PST

????????? (Sprattska)

It's not fair. On some pages you can see the sweet Russian characters I searched far and wide to find to make my Russian name authentic-like, and on others it just says "?????????? (Sprattska)". It up...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Back and Badder Than, Well, Last Time

I think they changed the font colour choices. Aaaanyways... So Josh Hartnett is officially stalking me and doesn't like me AT ALL. He is using his forces to discover when I'm staying at home of a Satu...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

The Fable of the Patch

So I rang the Quitline. So what? They sent me a voucher to redeem my extra-strength-pack-a-day-smoker patches. That was a week ago. I picked up the patches yesterday. In the three days preceeding the ...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:24:00 PST

So Fucking Hungry (Like the Wolf)

I am SO hungry, and while this may not be of particular interest to my many loyal readers, the fact remains that it is so. Lewis was all "Wanna go to the Middle East Cafe?" and I was all "YEAH, oh yea...
Posted by Snaggletooth Junior, Jr. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:24:00 PST