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La Sinistre

Juliet the dice was loaded from the start

About Me

BORN TO PEASANT FARMERS IN CENTRAL FUJIAN PROVINCE I WAS ORPHANED AT AN EARLY AGE DURING THE ETHNIC PURGES OF THE CORRUPT HAN GOVERNMENT. TAKEN IN BY AN KINDLY OLD RECLUSE, I WOULD LATER LEARN WAS FAMED SIFU HU YUAN-JIA, I WAS TAUGHT DISCIPLINE, BHUDDISM, A LOVE OF THE PEOPLE, AND THE DEVASTATING SECRETS OF THE IRON CRANE TECHNIQUE. IN MY 18TH WINTER THE VICIOUS GENERAL WHO KILLED MY PARENTS - A ONCE PIOUS MONK WHO RAIZED THE SHAOLIN TEMPLE AFTER BEING BEATEN BY THE ABBOT - TRACKED DOWN, AND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT MURDERED THAT ABBOT, MY MASTER - HU YUAN-JIA. ALONE ONCE AGAIN I VOWED THAT I WOULD DEDICATE MY LIFE TO THE PEOPLE. AND SO ALONE I WANDER THIS EARTH USING THE SECRET 56 STANCES OF THE IRON CRANE TECHNIQUE TO BRING JUSTICE TO THOSE WHO WOULD OPPRESS US. ..

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My Interests

The usual suspects here I'm afraid: Cinema, Books, Music, Lame'o internet gaming (one of my concessions to my Asian heritage, along with matching outfits, cool hair-dos, Gundam, and Hello Kitty), kickin ass, breakin' hearts,cooking, gettin wasted, cigarettes... Good Times.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan Shaw
Birthday: 23 - 01 - 1981
Birthplace: Canberra, Australia
Current Location: Grey Lynn, Auckland
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brownish-Reddish-Black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: La Sinstre is an old Italian term for the left hand, you work it out
Your Heritage: JaPakeha (Japanese and Scots)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Force 1's
Your Weakness: Sexy rock chicks
Your Fears: Wet paper
Your Perfect Pizza: Mozzarella, Tomato, Basil, Prosciutto
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fiscal solvency
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh snap!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Just. 5. More. Minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: Nice hands
Your Bedtime: Really late
Your Most Missed Memory: The river that ran behind my childhood home
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Bitterweet Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Long Black
Do you Smoke: Yep. Momma didn't raise a quitter
Do you Swear: Like a trooper
Do you Sing: Like a Superstar
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been and gone
Do you want to get Married: One Day
Do you belive in yourself: I try
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Like a house on fire
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: My name is Snoop Dogg. I play bitches.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm smokin now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Why? You got some?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yuck
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just a few lingering looks
Ever been Drunk: Not today
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan. Again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Not ginge
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Average
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Glamorous Rock Girls
Number of Drugs I have taken: What drugs?
Number of CDs I own: 150 something
Number of Piercings: 3 of 7 still in
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just a few

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Poison


100%

Suicide


87%

Suffocated


80%

Disappear


80%

Stabbed


73%

Bomb


67%

Gunshot


67%

Cut Throat


60%

Eaten


47%

Disease


33%

Drowning


33%

Accident


27%

Natural Causes


20%
How Will You Die??
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I'd like to meet:

Good people... Or at least good lookin people, such as Dahlia Dark.

Music:

Big L, Alkaline Trio, Snapcase, T.I., The Cure, Ramones, Biggie, Pac, Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Diplomats (Killa Cam, and Juelz) Meth, Red, Stormtroopers of Death, Angry Samoans, Three6 Mafia, The Donnas, GnR, Common, Talib Kweli, Any and all Motown, James Brown, Dizzy Rascal, Damian Marley, Ghostface, Jurassic5, Rolling Stones, DJ Shadow, DJ Nu Mark, DJ Krush, HateBreed, Bleeders, Cold by Winter (before Grivai left),Pink Floyd, PJ Harvey, Public Enemy, Rancid, Slum Village, Supastition, Frontline, Gang Starr, GZA, RZA, Gravediggaz, Snoop, Jigga, Kanye, Kev Brown, Mata Ace, Paul Wall, Luda', M.O.P., Mobb Deep, Patty Smith etc etc etc.

Movies:

Seven Samurai, Boondock Saints (Aequitas for sho!), Donny Darko, Ran, Fresh, Sin City, The Hidden Fortress, Princess Mononoke, Mobile Suit Gundam, Casablanca, Utu, Scarface, Heat, Drunken Master II, Once Upon A Time In China I II III, The Piano Teacher, Jin-roh, Akira, Appleseed, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Double Indemnity, Angels with Dirty Faces, La Haine, Irma Vep, The Hunger, Kill Bill I II, Carlitos Way, Mean Girls (shut up, it rules), Godfather I II, Top Gun, Citizen Kane, Alien, Hero, House of Falling Leaves, Crouching Tiger, Yojimbo and too many more to try to remember now.

Television:

The Sopranos, CSI (Vegas, and Miami only), The Office,Chappelle Show, Seinfeld, Lost, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Blackadder, Wayne Anderson Singer of Songs... That's about it I think

Books:

Anything by Hemmingway or Graham Greene, Vice mag, and whatever I'm reading at the moment. Plus 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close' by Jonathan Safran-Foer is the best novel ever alongside Catcher In the Rye, Our Man in Havana, The Old Man and the Sea, The Art of War, and Hagakure.

Heroes:

My family and friends, and anyone who has overcome adversity to show that there is still hope in the world...and Rick James bitches.

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