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Michaela

It will not change even if you call the Pit-Boss a failure at life.

About Me


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My Interests

Acting, Singing, Coffee, Meeting New People, Laughing, Watching Movies, David Lynch, The Internet, Twin Peaks, Family, European History, Drinking, Friends, Writing, Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

Your mum.

Music:

The Beatles, DeLaSoul, The Roots, Anything 80s, Fiona Apple, Billie Holiday, Anything Jazz, Dr Dre, Talib Kweli, Ciara, Jurrasic 5, The Doors, Mos Def, Gangstarr, DJ Hi-Tek, Snoop!,

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Napoleon Dynamite, Fight Club, Usual Suspects, Kill Bill 1 &; 2, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Snatch, Spirited Away, Hammer Horror, House of 1000 Corpses, Downfall, City of the Lost Children, Blue Velvet, My Fair Lady, Mulan, Yellow Submarine, The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride,

Television:

Twin Peaks, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Gilmore Girls, CSI (and CSI NY), Lost, Criminal Intent, Simpsons, Friends, America's Next Top Model, Jem, Seinfeld, ER, Northern Exposure,

Books:

Anything Tolkien, anything Lee Child, The Princess Bride, Tomorrow when the war began series, anything Oscar Wilde, Anything Dario Fo, Waiting for Gotto, The Dollshouse, all extistentialist theatre, and theatre of the absurd.

My Blog

**CELEBRITY BLOG** She's going baaaack

Looks like Paris is heading back to jail. After a shit load of mega back lash, from the public, D.A and community leaders, TMZ.com reports: "Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood ...
Posted by Michaela on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST

**CELEBRITY BLOG** Martha Served her time

Bloody shit. Paris Hilton is out of jail. I know. She was released after serving a whopping 3 days in prison and now gets to chill in her palatial mansion with an ankle bracelett What would Tyler Durd...
Posted by Michaela on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:10:00 PST

**CELEBRITY BLOG** Lilo is HOT

Isn't it fabulous when you can have a good nights sleep after being done for drug possesion AND drunk driving? We all love Lindsay here at my blog, I mean, she looks so adorable in this pic. All droo...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:43:00 PST

**CELEBRITY BLOG** Lindsay is in big trouble this time...

Poor poor Lindsay. She's finally fucked up so bad her Ginge ass mum can't even save her. At 3.30am on Friday night (USA time) Lilo left Les Deux nightclub and jumped into her Merc. Two hours after she...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:34:00 PST

*CELEBRITY BLOG** Heck yes!

The first look at the new Joker. Fuckin' aye, he looks so mean! Heath is probably the coolest guy ever. Empire magazine says The film pits Christian Bale's Batman against the seriously scary an...
Posted by Michaela on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

**CELEBRITY BLOG** I hassle the Hoff coz fuck him that's why

As many of you may or may not know cough*care*cough David Hasslehoff was video taped drunk, eating burgers. He told his kids that next time he got so juiced up he pissed himself they should record it ...
Posted by Michaela on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:23:00 PST

**CELEBIRY BLOG** Lindsay is an idiot part 1,698

Dear Lindsay, Why are you paying $20,000 a week to go to rehab *coughbuycarscough* for your booze problem when really you just want to do blow in a G-string. No seriously, Perez Hilton reports of...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

**CELEBRITY BLOG** I love MySpace

Wow, what a stink one... Kim Kardashain (some chick who is mates with criminal Paris Hilton and fucked Justin Timerlake and made a sex tape with Whitney Houstons new boyfriend Ray-J) is having a feu...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

CELEBRITY BLOG ** Anna Nicole Smith has died

I have finally been inspired enough to re blog. Anna Nicole Smith has passed away. At the Hard Rock Seminole Hotel and Casino Anna Nicole Smith collaped and had to be rushed to the E.R.. "It was madne...
Posted by Michaela on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST

CELEBRITY BLOG ** Why people are idiots Part 1

Lindsay Lohan - Stay in the rehab centre please As previously reported, Li-Lo Crack Whore checked herself into rehab last week. I personally breathed a sigh of relief when she went is, as I thought I ...
Posted by Michaela on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST