Derek Zoolander - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Cool. Hi im male model Derek Zoolander. Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating lunch, and I remember thinking, "Wow Derek, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career." My best buddy is male model Hasel, he's so hot right now... I spend alot of time at the Derek Zoolander centre for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too, were we teach there's more to life than being really really good-looking. a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs, and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak, gasoline fight accident...

My Interests

I spend alot of time in front of the mirror practicing new looks, sometimes 4 to.. 9 hours a day. Im working on a new look right now but thats all im gonna say, you gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.

I'd like to meet:

really really really ridiculously good-looking people....... Rufus, Brint, and Meekus.. they were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.

Movies:

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Heroes:

Pops, Hansel, ambi-turners. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.