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The Spanish Inquisition

Torturing the world... one heathen at a time. (c)

About Me



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We are comprised of two members: myself (Cardinal Ximenez), Cardinal Biggles, and... THREE members: myself, Cardinal Biggles, and Cardinal Fang. What Monty Python Sketch Character are you?
You are a cardinal! You love to try & get others into trouble, even if you have to make up lies...NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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My Interests

Torture
really nice red suits
diabolical acting http://people.csail.mit.edu/paulfitz/spanish/chair2.jpg

I'd like to meet:

All heretics (especially that Dan Brown fellow).

¡Hola paganos! Espero que usted sepa que nosotros no pararemos buscar para ustedes.

What? We are Spanish, despite our British accents.

Music:

Dramatic chords mainly, they tend to announce our arrival. Oh, and Gwen Stefani, we really like her.

We also like that song that Mel Brooks wrote about us:
The Inquistion (Let’s Begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission
To convert the Jew (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)
We’re gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
We’re gonna help them (See the light)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Jews just can’t refuse)

Confess…Don’t be boring
Say yes… Don’t be dull
A fact… You’re ignoring
It’s better to lose your skullcap than your skull
(Or your gavalt)

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to stay
The inquisition (Oh boy)
The inquisition (What joy)
The inquisition (Oi oi)

I was sitting in a chapel I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus person’s plungered
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of preparation H in sight.

I’m sittin’ flickin’ chickens
And was lookin’ thru the thickens
When suddenly these guys break down the walls
I didn’t even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls
Oy the agony
Oy the Shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to…

Hey Torquemada
What do you say

I just got back from the auto-da-fé ,
auto-da-fé What’s the auto-da-fé?
It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay

Will you convert….NO NO NO NO
Will you confess….NO NO NO NO
Will you revert….NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES….NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent their ears
Now I’ll work on the knees

Hey Torquemada
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows Torque, You might win a buck
All right!

Put it in the car
In the car
In the car

How we doing. Any converts today?
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
We’ve flattened their fingers
We’ve branded their buns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE NUNS

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
So come on all you Muslims and you Jews
We got some good news for all of yous
You’d better change your point of views today
Cause the inquisitions here and it’s here to stay!

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Monty Python's Life of Brian,
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights
Julius Cesar on an Aldis Lamp
Gunfight at the OK Corral in Morse Code
The Smoke Signal Version of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Central Criminal Court

Television:

Monty Python
How to do It
Ethel the Frog
Blackmail
The Upper Class Twit of the Year Event
Interesting People
Historical Impersonations

Books:

The Bible
Hello Sailor!

Heroes:

The Pope and God