Roger The Shrubber - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello, Just by looking at me you can tell that Shrubberies are my trade. I am Roger the shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. Unfortunately there is not much of a demand for shrubberies these days. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

My Interests

Landscaping, Shrubbing, Horesback Riding, Hacking... I mean Shrubbing.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody interested in purchasing one of my many shrubberies.

Music:

I enjoy listening to passing minstrels playing for passing ruffians who may be shouting Ni at old women.

Movies:

I watch many plays from time to time, but I do not bother to remember their titles. One as skilled in shrubbing as I has no room in their mind for such sillyness.

Television:

Who?

Books:

Get Your Hands Off My Bush: A Comprehensive Guide To Arranging Shrubberies, Shrubberies and You: How to Design the Perfect Shrubbery, Wanna Buy My Shrub?, Landscaping for Dummies

Heroes:

My great, late, father: Donald The Shrubber

My Blog

My apologies for not notifying anyone of my extended leave to a far away land

As the title states, I apologize for not notifying anyone of my extended leave. I was on a secret pilgramage to a far away land when the king (a mighty one indeed) of that land required of me to craft...
Posted by Roger The Shrubber on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:43:00 PST

Wizards of HTML, look here and be challenged.

As you all know, I am a shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. While i do know the ways of hypertext markup language, I have not time to be arranging and designing myspaces. So I ch...
Posted by Roger The Shrubber on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 03:12:00 PST