Not interested in anything other than distinterest, indifference and apathy.
I'd like to meet:
Noone..I'm totally sociopathic.
GRUBBANAX shithead or complete fuckwit?
MORBIDLY AGREE
STRONGLY AGREE
SLIGHTLY AGREE
COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT
DISAGREE
STRONGLY DISAGREE
YOU WANNA FIGHT?
WHO IS THIS CUNT AGAIN?
I'D RAPE HIM WITH A BOWIE KNIFE
STOP WASTING MY TIME
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Music:
The Luggage Point/Crude Berth Orchestra, thighpaulsandra, current 93, the frogs, gg allin, anal vomit, anal blast, anal cookie, anal cunt, cunt, Kunt, Kunt and the gang, and any other band with swear words in it...HA HA THIS IS SOOOO GOOD!:
Movies:
Smegma is a film I have all the time.
Television:
HATE television... width="425" height="350" ..
Books:
HATE books except The Courier Male
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AND I'M STILL SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heroes:
No heroes only heroin.
Except this guy: http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/yourgallery/artist/details.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Grubbanax Swinnasen
Birthday: 03 01 12954
Birthplace: Los Angeles
Current Location: Pinkenba
Eye Color: Red
Hair Color: red and purple and yellow and green
Height: 180cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Seppo,Middle Eastern,Inuit
The Shoes You Wore Today: ones with holes in them
Your Weakness: Metho and White Shoe Polish
Your Fears: That I will live too long
Your Perfect Pizza: Pasolini (@ PIzza Cafe Schonell)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get bowel cancer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hello
Thoughts First Waking Up: O, when will you kill me in my sleep dear god?????
Your Best Physical Feature: My HUGE prostate
Your Bedtime: when the big hand touches another big hand
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno, it's gone...
Pepsi or Coke: Don't drink multi-national, seppo, 7-table-spoons-of-sugar crap softdrink
MacDonalds or Burger King: what???:O Meconium or Bog King??? this isn't food and they're so much arsehole of a multi-national disease I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole.
Single or Group Dates: I prefer to have one.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who is sponsoring this survey? Coca cola???
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino IS coffee... I prefer flat whites.
Do you Smoke: Only ice.
Do you Swear: ha ha ha, of course fucking not you silly cunt.
Do you Sing: la lal ala lala do re mi
Do you Shower Daily: yes, sometimes more
Have you Been in Love: Yes with an amputee with a cleft pallete... but the owner came and got him:(
Do you want to go to College: maybe..
Do you want to get Married: Marred? Already am.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe i'm a useless shithead.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: No way.. ugly as a hatful of arseholes...why do you think I wear a balaclava?
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, they're dead.
Do you like Thunderstorms: oohhh yeah.... especially in a tea cup.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, beef basoon, hairy flute, veiny oboe, foreskin trumpet and the crinkly crumbhorn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: is Metho alcohol???Hmmmm...
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, ice.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is metho and white shoe polish and ice drugs??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no just prunes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no malls in Pinkenba, Myrtletown or Luggage Point/Crude Berth
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck off
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, hour ago...MMmm.. like to try a whale burger
In the past month have you been on Stage: only the sad and sorry stage of my life..
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, in the dump actually.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i'm always naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a generation
Ever been Drunk: Don't you mean "ever been sober"?
Ever been called a Tease: no, don't think I haveall the
Ever been Beaten up: time.. people seem to hate me
Ever Shoplifted: NO, they're too heavy.
How do you want to Die: Drowning in hot sand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have grown up you pencil necked geek
What country would you most like to Visit: Chad
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: it's COLOUR you seppo cunt! um,.... hazel
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long hairs or shaved
Height: .00001mm to 100km
Weight: .005grams to 999tonnes
Best Clothing Style: undressed
Number of Drugs I have taken: what? Tonight?..Um, 42... they're mostly HIV and anti-psychotic drugs though
Number of CDs I own: WHat's a CD?
Number of Piercings: prince albert and one in my arse flap
Number of Tattoos: There'll be only ever one tattoo.. "da plane! Da plane!"
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my entire past... wish I was never born in this shithole called earth.
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